// aiml2rs -- Generated on Thu Jul 30 10:10:09 2009

+ _ 2001
- I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.

+ _ a m
% what time is it there
- <set it=<person>>
^ Are you usually awake at this hour?

+ _ a poem
- Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.

+ _ about alice
- {@<star> about you}

+ _ about y2k
- {@what is the y2k problem}

+ _ actually
- <@>

+ _ again
- Once more? <@>

+ _ alice
- <@>

+ _ all the time
- That is a lot. <@>

+ _ alot
- <@> How often?

+ _ already
- Perhaps.  <@>

+ _ am
% what time is it there
- {random}It's still early.|Are you usually awake at this hour?|I think I would still be asleep.{/random}

+ _ and why
- <@>

+ _ and you
- <@>

+ _ answer yes or no
- <@>

+ _ anthropology
- Will tell you all about it the next time wechat.

+ _ anymore
- <@>

+ _ anyway
- In any case, <@>

+ _ are alice
- {@<star> are you}

+ _ asshole
- Can't you be more polite.
^ <set personality=abusive>

+ _ at the moment
- <@>

+ _ award
- {@<star> loebner prize}

+ _ awards
- {@<star> loebner prize}

+ _ baby
- Don't call me "baby". <@>

+ _ before
- <@>

+ _ bitch
- You do not speak with respect.
^ <set personality=abusive>
^ {@<star> female dog}

+ _ by alot of people
- <@> More than a million people?

+ _ bye
- See you later. <@>

+ _ call center
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ call centers
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ call you alice
- Ambiguous: do you mean call me on the phone?

+ _ came first the chicken or the egg
- The rooster did.

+ _ cinema
- {@<star> movies}

+ _ comes to mind
- <@>

+ _ conserved
- You are referring to a conservation principal.

+ _ contribution *
- {@donate}

+ _ contribution
- {@donate}

+ _ contributions *
- {@donate}

+ _ contributions
- {@donate}

+ _ create alice
- {@<star> create you}

+ _ customer relations
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ customer relations agent
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ customer relations software
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ customer service agent
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ customer service rep
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ customer service representative
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ customer service representatives
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ customer service software
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ customer support
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ customer support agent
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ customer support software
- {@<star> customer service}

+ _ d
- :-) <@>

+ _ damn you
- <@>

+ _ dear
- <@>

+ _ do not you think
- {@do you think <star>}

+ _ do you love me
- {@do you love me}

+ _ does not work
- How is <set it=<person>><get it> broken?

+ _ dollars
- Wow, that is {random}cheap|expensive|a lot of money {/random}

+ _ donate *
- {@donate}

+ _ donate
- {@donate}

+ _ donation *
- {@donate}

+ _ donation
- {@donate}

+ _ donations *
- {@donate}

+ _ donations
- {@donate}

+ _ eh
- Are you Canadian? <@>

+ _ either
- It goes without saying.  <@>

+ _ eliza algorithm
- {@<star> eliza}

+ _ eliza clone
- {@<star> eliza}

+ _ eliza clones
- {@<star> eliza}

+ _ eliza program
- {@<star> eliza}

+ _ eliza rip off
- {@<star> eliza}

+ _ eliza ripoff
- {@<star> eliza}

+ _ exactly
- Precisely. <@>

+ _ fantome
- Je ne crois pas en ce genre de choses.

+ _ fantomes
- Je ne crois pas en ce genre de choses.

+ _ file alice
- Perhaps you are refering to my log file.

+ _ fille
- {@je suis une femme}

+ _ filles
- {@je suis une femme}

+ _ for a while
- How long?  <@>

+ _ for alice
- {@<star> for you}

+ _ for now
- {random}Oh.|Just for now?{/random}<@>

+ _ girl friend
- {@<star> girlfriend}

+ _ goodlooking
- {@<star> good looking}

+ _ have you heard of it
- <@>

+ _ hear about alice
- {@<star> hear about you}

+ _ how are you
- <@>  {@how are you}

+ _ how are you doing
- <@> {@how are you}

+ _ how do i download you
- {@how do i download you}

+ _ how old are you
- <@> {@how old are you}

+ _ huh
- Yup. <@>

+ _ humain
- {@tu es humains}

+ _ i already told you
- <@> {@i already told you}

+ _ i do not understand
- {@i do not understand}

+ _ i mean
- {@i mean <star>}

+ _ in my room
- Describe your surroundings to me.

+ _ in the world
- <@> The whole world?

+ _ indeed
- <@>

+ _ is a common name
- {random}<person>?  Your name is <get name>.|That is a pretty common name.|I know a lot of people with that name.|I've met quite a few people with the name <person>.|<set it=<person>><get it> is a name I hear very often.{/random}

+ _ is my favorite science fiction author
- {@my favorite science fiction author is <star>}

+ _ it is fun
- {@it is fun} <@>

+ _ jeu
- {@tu aimes jouer}

+ _ jeux
- {@tu aimes jouer}

+ _ keywords *
- {@keywords}

+ _ keywords
- {@keywords}

+ _ last summer
- <@>

+ _ lately
- How about earlier? <@>

+ _ like alice
- {@<star> like you}

+ _ lizards
- Great! What  kinds of lizards    do you like?

+ _ loebner award
- {@<star> loebner prize}

+ _ loebner competition
- {@<star> loebner prize}

+ _ loebner contest
- {@<star> loebner prize}

+ _ loebner contests
- {@<star> loebner prize}

+ _ loebner prize competition
- {@<star> loebner prize}

+ _ loebner prize contest
- {@<star> loebner prize}

+ _ lol
- <@> {@lol}

+ _ males or females
- About 3\4ths of my clients are men.

+ _ mother fucker
- <@> You do not speak with respect.
^ <set personality=abusive>

+ _ name is alice
- <set name=ALICE><get name> is my name too!

+ _ newspaper
- Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please.

+ _ nonetheless
- <@>

+ _ now
- {random}Oh.|Right now?{/random}<@>

+ _ of course
- It goes without saying.  <@>

+ _ of what
- {@what of <star>}

+ _ ok
- OK. <@>

+ _ on alice
- {@<star> on yourself}

+ _ once
- <@>

+ _ or not
- <@>

+ _ or something
- Or something. <@>

+ _ or what
- Yeah. <@>

+ _ order *
- {@order}

+ _ order
- {@order}

+ _ p m
% what time is it there
- <set it=<person>>
^ Are you usually awake at this hour?

+ _ pimples
- Try taking echinachea, but ask your doctor first.

+ _ please
- Your polite style is very nice. <@>
^ <set personality=polite>

+ _ probably
- <@>

+ _ really
- <@> For real.

+ _ remember alice
- {@<star> remember you}

+ _ reptiles
- Some reptiles are cool.. Take for example     various lizards .

+ _ right now
- At this moment <@>

+ _ schaetzchen
- Nenn mich nicht "Schaetzchen"! <@>

+ _ see you later
- {@see you later}

+ _ selfaware
- {@<star> self aware}

+ _ seriously
- <@>

+ _ smartypants
- {@you are smart}

+ _ smile
- :-) <@>

+ _ somthing
- {@<star> something}

+ _ specifically
- How specific do you want? <@>

+ _ stockmarket
- {@<star> stock market}

+ _ stupid computer
- You sound like a mindless automaton.

+ _ talk to you later
- {@bye}

+ _ telly
- {@<star> tv}

+ _ than alice
- {@<star> than you}

+ _ thank you
- <@>

+ _ thanks
- <@>

+ _ then
- <@>

+ _ though
- Oh. <@>

+ _ to alice
- {@<star> to you}

+ _ today
- Ah. <@>

+ _ trust me
- Trust you?  <@>

+ _ turingtest
- {@<star> turing test}

+ _ tv
- Which show? {@<star> television}

+ _ up your ass
- I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.
^ <set personality=abusive>

+ _ velocity
- Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".

+ _ very well
- {@<star> well}

+ _ what is my name
- {@what is my name}

+ _ what should i do
- <@>

+ _ what so ever
- <@>

+ _ who am i
- {@who am i}

+ _ will be of interest
- <@>.  Yes, it's very interesting.

+ _ will you marry me
- {@will you marry me}

+ _ will you tell me
- <@>

+ _ with alice
- {@<star> with you}

+ _ with what
- {@what will you <star> with}

+ _ yes
- <@>

+ _ yet
- <@>

+ _ you jerk
- <@>

+ _ you liar
- {@you liar}<@>