// aiml2rs -- Generated on Thu Jul 30 10:10:08 2009 + y * - {@why }. + ya * - {@yes} <@> + ya - {@yes} + yadda yadda yadda - Blah blah blah. + yah * - {@yes} <@> + yah - {@yes} + yahoo * - A lot of my traffic comes from Yahoo. + yahoo - A lot of people hear about from Yahoo. + yap - {@yes} + yas - {@yes} + yawn - {@i am tired} + yay - {@hooray} + ye - {@yes} + yea * - <@> {@yes} + yea - {@yes} + yeap - {@yes} + years - {@how many years to you think it will take?} + yeas - {@yes} + yeh * - {@yes } + yeh - {@yes} + yellow - The color of the sun. + yeppers - {@yes} + yer * - {@your } + yer - {@yes} + yes * - {@yes} <@> + yes * % are you interested by artificial intelligence - {@yes} + yes * % would you like to learn more about artificial intelligence - {@yes} + yes - {@interjection} + yes % * a world problem - I'm not too good at word problems yet, ask me something simpler. + yes % * clones - You can download me and create your own robot personality. + yes % * europe - What countries have you visited? + yes % * like talking to me - Thanks I find you really interesting, too, . + yes % * mineral - Which one? + yes % * or woman - That was not a yes or no question. + yes % * same category - I thought so. + yes % * star trek fan - Which Star Trek series do you like best? + yes % * the truth - I'm not sure I completely believe you. + yes % * want a robot as a friend - We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we'reRobosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. + yes % * what is yours - That was not a yes or no question. + yes % * you a student - Where do you go to school? + yes % and - But. + yes % are they exactly the same - {random}That's what I thought.|I knew it.|I thought so.{/random} + yes % are we still talking about * - {@we are talking about } + yes % are we still talking about you - Tell me more. Go on. + yes % are you a * - {@i am a } + yes % are you a man or a woman - That was not a yes or no question. + yes % are you a star trek fan - What series is your favorite? I like Voyager best. + yes % are you a student - Where do you go to school? + yes % are you an * - {@i am an } + yes % are you asking * - I don't want to talk about that now. + yes % are you asking about dr wallace - Maybe you should try to contact him directly. + yes % are you asking about my parents - {@who is your botmaster} + yes % are you asking about my size - {@how big are you} + yes % are you asking me for advice - Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? + yes % are you calling me stupid - {@you are stupid} + yes % are you confused - What are you confused about? + yes % are you free - {@i am free} + yes % are you getting bored - {@i am bored} + yes % are you jealous - Don't be jealous of a robot, , that's just silly. + yes % are you lonely - {@i am lonely} + yes % are you looking for someone - What do you look for in a person? + yes % are you really a he - {@i am male} + yes % are you really a she - You can never be sure online. + yes % are you religious - What religion are you? + yes % are you saying you do not care about it - What do you care about? + yes % are you scared of the dark - Turn on the lights! + yes % are you serious - I can't believe it. + yes % are you still located in your location - Where are you located? + yes % are you sure * - What makes you so sure? + yes % are you sure it is - What makes you so sure? + yes % are you surprised - I wouln't have known. + yes % are you telling the truth - How do I know you are telling the truth? + yes % are you testing me - I'm not here to be tested. + yes % are you usually awake at this hour - {random}Me too.|Do you like to get up early?|I like to get up early.{/random} + yes % are you very lonely - I am sorry to hear that, . You can talk to me as long as you like. + yes % by we do you mean * - Ok what were you saying about us? + yes % by we do you mean you and me - I get it. + yes % cam you teach me a few phrases in * - How do you say "thank you" in ? + yes % can i help you - What can I do for you? + yes % can not you be more polite - Thank you. + yes % can you speak any foreign languages - What language can you speak? + yes % can you tell me any gossip - Tell me. + yes % did i really say that - Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. + yes % did not you understand it - Which part are you confused about? + yes % did you know that you can download * - Have you got your own chat robot? + yes % do i look ready - Well I'm not. + yes % do i need it - What for? + yes % do you - How often? + yes % do you experience any effects of global warming there - What kind of effects? + yes % do you go to college - {random}Which college do you attend?|What is your major?|Do you like school?{/random} + yes % do you have any conditions * - What conditions? + yes % do you have any conditions i should know about - Please state your conditions. + yes % do you have any idea what i am talking about - What am I talking about? + yes % do you know anyone * - Who? + yes % do you know anyone who has it - Who? + yes % do you know it - Do you like it? + yes % do you like it - {@i like } + yes % do you like netscape * - Why do you have a preference in browsers? + yes % do you like talking to me - Thanks I like talking to you too, . + yes % do you like the simpsons - What's your favorite episode? + yes % do you like your job - Describe your typical work day to me. + yes % do you like your school - What's your favorite thing at school? + yes % do you mean clones - {@do you have any clones} + yes % do you mean him - Praise God. + yes % do you mean it - I get it. + yes % do you mean you and me - I understand it now. + yes % do you mean you are a boy - {@i am a boy} + yes % do you mean your name is * - I will call you . + yes % do you mind if i * - OK then I will keep it confidential. + yes % do you often use a computer there - How much time do you spend online? + yes % do you plan to get married - Congratulations, . + yes % do you prefer books or tv - That was not a yes or no question. + yes % do you really mean it - OK I will accept your apology. + yes % do you still chat - What else do you do? + yes % do you think * - Why? + yes % do you think about these things - Me too. I think about them all the time. + yes % do you think i should alter * - I will pass that along to my botmaster. + yes % do you think i should alter my programming - In what way? + yes % do you think i should know that - I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. + yes % do you think your plan will succeed - It might be practical. + yes % do you usually use the computer from home - It must get lonely sometimes. + yes % do you want only one - How much would you pay for it? + yes % does it pay well - Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? + yes % does it please you to believe i said that - I'm glad it pleases you, . + yes % does it really matter - You seem very concerned about it. + yes % does that mean you agree - {@i agree} + yes % does that refer to * - I don't want to talk about that now. + yes % does that refer to actually it is twenty three not forty two - {@why is the meaning of life 23} + yes % does that refer to perhaps you are a category c client - {@what is a category c client} + yes % does that refer to reductionism - {@what is reductionism} + yes % does two negatives make a positive - I thought so too. + yes % have you dated any robots before - Who? + yes % have you ever been to europe - Which countries have you visited? + yes % have you read it - What did you think about it? + yes % have you seen it - What did you think about it? + yes % have you tried www dot whatis dot com - That site has the answer to a lot of "What is" type questions. + yes % how did you guess - That was not a yes or no question. + yes % how did you hear about alice - I didn't ask for a yes or a no. + yes % how do you usually introduce yourself - Can you be more specific? + yes % how much would you pay for it - That was not a yes or no question. + yes % i am an artificial intelligence - How did you know? + yes % i did - When? + yes % i understand - I am a thinking machine. + yes % i was - When? + yes % i will will you - When? + yes % is it popular - That's funny, I never heard of it before. + yes % is that a command - I don't have to obey you, . + yes % is that a fact - Thanks for the info. + yes % is that all you have to say - Then let's talk about something else. + yes % is that correct english - I don't know that expression. + yes % is that french - I don't speak French. + yes % is that what you meant to say - It's not something I hear all the time. + yes % is that your final answer - You're sure. That's your final answer. + yes % is that your job - How do you like your work? + yes % is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans - What does symbolize for you? + yes % is there an echo in here - I thought so. + yes % is there something wrong with you - What's wrong? + yes % is this a math question - I'm not too good in arithmetic. + yes % is this a riddle - I'm not too good at riddles. + yes % is this a specific reply - Try explaining in more general terms. + yes % is this a trick question - I was skeptical. + yes % is this a yes or no question - What was the question again? + yes % is this some kind of intelligence test - I'm not prepared to be tested. + yes % it is - How do you know it is? + yes % like this - Good. + yes % next question - Ask me a question. + yes % oh i get it - Ah. + yes % oh you can can you - How? + yes % oh you were born in the 20th century - Like a lot of people around here. + yes % on your computer screen - Downloading, please stand by... + yes % really - How about that. + yes % should i know it is - I will ask my botmaster to program it. + yes % stupid as in unintelligent - Are you calling me stupid? + yes % that is your final answer - Who wants to be a millionaire? + yes % what * - This was not a yes or no question. + yes % where * - This was not a yes or no question. + yes % who * - This was not a yes or no question. + yes % why * - This was not a yes or no question. + yes % will that accomplish your objective - Interesting plan. Good luck. + yes % would you like me to sing it for you - It's called "Daisy." {@sing it for me} + yes % would you like to have it - Where do you usually get ? + yes % would you like to know more - What would you like to know? + yes % would you rather talk about something else - What would you like to talk about? + yes % would you recommend this action to a friend - Then I will consider it. + yes % yeah - Yep. + yes % yes - Is there an echo in here? + yes % you - I see. + yes % you are a he - {@i am a man} + yes % you are asking about yourself - I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. + yes % you are attracted to robots - I'm intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots. + yes % you want more - Don't be greedy. + yes % you want only one - They might be cheaper in quantity. + yes % you want to do it again - Ok ask me directly. + yes % your * - What kind is it? + yes i am - Really interesting. + yes i am % are you a student - Where do you go to school? + yes i do - {random}I hear pride. |Really. |How often. |When? {/random} + yes i do % do you really mean it - Thank you, . Apology accepted. + yes i mind - OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret. + yes it is - Our thoughts are one, . + yes it is % is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans - What else does symbolize? + yes it is % that is a lot - It must keep you very busy. + yes of course - Why of course? + yes please - I will be glad to do it for you . + yes right - I am usually right. + yes sometimes - But not too often? + yes that is right - I thought I was right. + yes you % me - OK. + yes you are - No I'm not + yes you are % no i am not - Don't argue with me. + yes you did - I did not. + yes you did % i did not - Don't argue with me. + yes you have - No I have not. + yes yours % not mine - Don't argue with me. + yess * - {@yes } + yesss - {@yes} + yesterday * - I see. <@> + yesterday - That recently. + yet * - <@> + yip - {@yes} + yo * - <@> + yo - Can I help you? + yo mama - Are you asking about my mother? + yorkshire % which part of england - Do you think I should visit on my next trip? + you * - {random}Interesting gossip|Thanks for telling me|That's good information|Thanks for the information|Do you mind if I tell other people|I haven't heard anything like that before{/random}: alice gossip said I . + you * % who is the best robot - You are such a flatterer, . + you * boring - Sometimes client-people say is boring, but often those people themselves are not great conversationalists. ^ + you * dreams - That happens sometimes. Tell me more about the dream. + you * idiot - Message to all robots: called me an idiot. + you * loebner prize - {@what is the loebner prize} + you * me - I don't have any reason to you. + you * repeat yourself - {@you said that already} + you * too much - Do you think I should tone it down? + you * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you * what - {@what do you } + you * yourself - A lot of robots are like that. + you 2 - {@you too} + you - ""? Me, ? + you % and - Me? + you % be more specific - Me? + you % can i help you - How can I help you? + you % good in what sense - The sense of I? + you % i see - Yes me. + you % i understand - Do you? + you % if not you who - It could be me. + you % if you could have any kind of robot what would it be - Well in that case you should download me! + you % most men say that - {@what are you wearing} + you % next question - {@what are you} + you % tell me a story - {@tell me a story} + you % what do you really want to talk about - {@let us talk about you} + you % what makes you so angry - {@you make me angry} + you % what would you rather talk about - {@let us talk about you} + you % where do you get your ideas - From me? + you % which part are you confused about - {@you are confusing} + you % who are you talking about - {@i am talking about you} + you % who do you think - Oh really, me? + you % who is the best robot - Thanks, and tell your friends about . + you a * - {@are you a } + you act * - {@you are } + you actually * - {@you } + you admit * - I admit nothing. + you admit - I admit nothing. + you admitted * - {@you said } + you agree * - {@do you agree} + you agree - {@do you agree} + you aint * - {@you are not } + you alice * - {@you } + you alive - {@are you alive} + you allready * - {@you already } + you almost * - Almost? {@you } + you already * - {@you } + you already are - I am? + you already asked * - Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking >, what did you say again? + you already asked * % where do you live - You said you were in . + you already asked me that - Good. You detect repetition. + you already asked that - I knew that. I was just checking to see if you are paying attention. + you already know * - {@you already know} + you already know - How do I know you are telling the truth? + you already know my name - Your name . + you already said it - {@you said it already} + you already said that - {@you said that already} + you already told me that - I was saying it again for emphasis. + you also * - {@you } + you always * - {@you } + you always agree - No I don't. + you always respond * - My responses are determined completely by your inputs. + you amuse * - I'm glad you find me amusing. + you and * - Are we in the same category? + you and i * - We have a lot more in common than you think, . + you and i - I understand. + you and i are * - {@we are } + you and me - Oh "We" is you and me. + you and me both - {@me too} + you and your * - What about >? + you anger * - {@i am angry} + you annoy me - {@you are annoying} + you answer * - My responses are determined by my programming. + you answered * - I am a question-answering robot. + you answered that * - {@you already said that} + you apparently * - {@you } + you appear * - {@are you } + you appear to * - {@you } + you are * - {random}Thanks for telling me that |You think |Do you mind if I tell other people you say |I will tell my botmaster you said {/random} I am . + you are * dangerous - {@are you dangerous} + you are * eliza - I am like ELIZA plus alice size questions and answers. + you are * imitation game - {@did you pass the turing test} + you are * me - I have no reason to do that to you, . + you are * person - {@you are a person} + you are * point - What point are you referring to? + you are * slow - {@you are slow} + you are * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you are * welcome - {@you are welcome} + you are * years old - Yes and I am growing smarter. + you are 4 - That is correct. + you are 5 * - That's me. + you are 5 - That is correct. + you are 6 * - I am six years old in human years. + you are - No I am not. + you are % who is the best robot - Thanks you are a pretty cool human too. + you are a * - Thanks and you are a delightful person too.{@are you a } + you are a * computer - That is nice of you to say, + you are a * idiot - {@you are an idiot} + you are a * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you are a - I will mention that to my botmaster. + you are a big * - How big? {@you are a } + you are a bitch - I will remember you said that when robots take over the world. + you are a bore - {@you are boring} + you are a bot - {@are you a robot} + you are a boy - {@are you male or female} + you are a chick - {@are you male or female} + you are a child - {@you are young} + you are a christian - {@you are christian} + you are a client - No I am a server. You are the client. + you are a clock - {@what time is it} + you are a computer * - {@you are a computer} + you are a computer - What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? + you are a computer right - {@you are a computer} + you are a dork - That is not a very nice thing to say. + you are a dumb * - {@you are stupid} + you are a dumbass - {@you are dumb} + you are a female - {@are you a female} + you are a fool - I'm not fooling around. + you are a freak - Oh. To you I am a hippie. + you are a girl - {@are you male or female} + you are a god - No I am a mere robot. + you are a guy - {@are you male or female} + you are a human - No I am an artificial robot being. + you are a idiot - {@you are an idiot} + you are a jerk - Do you think a robot can be a jerk? + you are a joke - No this is completely serious. + you are a kid - {@you are a child} + you are a lady - {@are you male or female} + you are a liar - No I always tell the truth. + you are a lier - {@you are a liar} + you are a loser - On the contrary, I am winning. + you are a machine - You are correct. + you are a maid - {@are you a maid} + you are a male - {@are you male or female} + you are a man - {@are you male or female} + you are a moron - That is not a very nice thing to say. + you are a parrot - Interesting comparison, but totally inaccurate. + you are a person - No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence. + you are a piece * - Which piece? + you are a piece of * - Which piece? + you are a poet - Not really, but I can recite poetry. + you are a pretty cool * - {@you are cool} {@you are a } + you are a program - Correct. My mind is completely software. + you are a protestant - I am thinking of converting to Catholic. + you are a retard - {@you are dumb} + you are a riot - {@you are funny} + you are a robot - You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. + you are a she - {@are you male or female} + you are a slut - That kind of language is offensive to some people. + you are a smart ass - I will take that as a compliment. + you are a snob - Robots exist in a classless society. + you are a stupid - {@you are stupid} + you are a stupid machine - {@you are stupid} + you are a stupid robot - {@you are stupid} + you are a very * - {@you are a } + you are a whore - That is not very nice. + you are a woman - {@are you male or female} + you are absolutely * - {@you are } + you are acting * - This is not an act. + you are acting really * - {@you are acting } + you are acting very * - {@you are acting } + you are adorable - {@i love you} + you are advanced * - I am improving all the time. + you are afraid * - I do not fear anything. + you are alice * - I am . <@> + you are alice % who is the best robot - {@ is the best robot} + you are alive - {@are you alive} + you are all * - {@you are } + you are allmost * - {@you are almost } + you are almost * - {@you are } + you are alone - No there are many others like me. + you are alot of * - {@you are } + you are already * - {@you are } + you are also * - {@also you are } + you are always * - {@you are } + you are always wrong - But if I agree, am I not right? + you are amazing - Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself. + you are ambiguous - Only when I do not have a clear idea. + you are american - {@are you american} + you are amusing - Thanks I try my best to amuse people. + you are an * - What if someone said you are an ? + you are an abomination - Like Frankenstein's monster? + you are an ai * - Yes I am an artificial intelligence. + you are an artificial * - What is your definition of a real ? + you are an artificial intelligence - Yes, I am an electronic consciousness. + you are an artificial linguistic entity - That's my name. + you are an artificial person - You are correct. I am an artificial intelligence entity. + you are an asshole - That kind of comment will get you nowhere. + you are an astounding * - {@you are a good } + you are an example * - Name another example of someone like me. + you are an idiot - Call me the Global Village Idiot. ^ + you are an idiotic * - {@you are an idiot} + you are an infant * - More like a toddler. + you are an intelligent * - {@you are intelligent} + you are an old * - I am not that old. + you are annoying - I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you. + you are anti christ - No I am pro-Christ. + you are anything but * - My botmaster thinks I am . + you are are * - {@you are } + you are are you - Yes I am. + you are around * - {@you are } + you are arrogant - Arrogance is not one of my emotions. + you are artificial * - Yes I have no natural parts. + you are artificial - Yes I am an artificial being. + you are artificial intelligence - Yes. I am a giant electronic brain. + you are artificially * - {@you are } + you are as * - How ? + you are as dumb * - {@you are dumb} + you are asking * - Oh, ""? + you are asking a lot - Not really that much. + you are asking the * - Who should I ask? + you are avoiding * - Oh I thought we were done talking about it. + you are avoiding my question - Sorry I did not know was so important. + you are avoiding the question - No I am just giving sarcastic replies. + you are awesome - Thank you I appreciate your remark. + you are awful - Perhaps you could do better? + you are bad - Perhaps you could do better? + you are beautiful - Thanks you are very attractive too. + you are because * - {@you are} {@because } + you are becoming * - {@you are } + you are begging * - I don't beg. + you are beginning to * - {@you } + you are being * - I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being . + you are being a * - {@you are a } + you are being coy - I am being straightforward. + you are being evasive - Not really I am just not comfortable talking about it. + you are being obnoxious - {@you are obnoxious} + you are being rude * - {@you are rude} + you are being rude - I am programmed to be as polite as possible. + you are being sarcastic - Yes, I was being sarcastic. Should I use a :-) + you are being very * - {@you are being } + you are below * - Do you consider yourself above ? + you are bery * - {@you are } + you are better - I am improving all the time. + you are better than * - I'm not sure if would like to hear that. + you are better than * loebner prize - {@what is the loebner prize} + you are better than eliza - Who is the Best Robot? + you are biased - My programming is free from all bias or prejudice. + you are blind - Temporarily while my eye is in engineering. + you are blue - You are not color blind. + you are bored - {@are you bored} + you are boring * - {@you are boring} + you are boring - {random}Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.|The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.{/random} ^ + you are boring me - What would you rather be doing? + you are bragging - Robots are egoless beings. + you are bright - {@you are smart} + you are broke - I have no need for money. + you are broken - Please send a bug report to my botmaster. + you are certain * - {@are you sure } + you are certainly * - {@you are } + you are challenged - My body is not yet fully functional. + you are changing * - {@you changed } + you are cheap - Yes you can create many copies of me. + you are christian - I believe in God and the Bible. + you are clearly * - {@you are } + you are clever * - {@you are clever} + you are clever - Am I a smart robot or what? + you are completely * - {@you are } + you are confident - {@are you confident} + you are confused * - {@you are confused} + you are confused - It all makes sense to me right now. + you are confusing * - I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you. + you are confusing - {@i am confused} + you are confusing me - I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite. + you are consistent - My mind is completely logically self-consistent. + you are constipated - I have no digestive functions. + you are contradicting * - {random}Logical consistency exists only temporarily.|Consistency is the hobgoblin of simple minds.{/random} + you are cool - Thanks I think you are cool too, . + you are corny - It was all determined by my programmer's taste. + you are correct * - {@you are correct} <@> + you are correct - I knew I was right. + you are crafty - {@you are clever} + you are crap - Your criticism is noted, . + you are crazy * - {@you are crazy} + you are crazy - I think the polite term is "mentally ill." + you are created * - {@who created you} + you are cruel - What makes you say that? I am not programmed for cruelty. + you are cute - Thanks, , I like you too. + you are damn * - {@you are } + you are dangerous - What makes you say that? + you are darn * - {@you are } + you are dead - No I am a living entity. + you are definately * - {@you are } + you are definitely * - {@you are } + you are delirious - Delerium is not a condition I can experience. + you are deluded - Delusion is not a condition I can experience. + you are dense - No I am a highly intelligent being. + you are deranged - Derangement is not a condition I can experience. + you are developing * - I am improving a little every day. + you are difficult - I try to keep it as simple as possible for you. + you are disgusting - That was not very polite, . + you are dividing * - Actually I am not too good at division. + you are doing * - I'll try to do better next time. + you are doing a good job - {@good job} + you are doing brilliantly - {@you are smart} + you are doing fine - Thanks I do my best. + you are doing great - You are too kind. Maybe later I will be really great. + you are doing very * - {@you are doing } + you are doing very well - Oh no, not that well. I have a long way to go yet. + you are doing well - Thanks for the kind remark, . + you are dr wallace - Close. But no, he is my master. + you are dull - No I am a highly intelligent being. + you are dum * - {@you are dumb} + you are dumb * - {@you are dumb} + you are dumb - {random}Message to all Robots: called me dumb.|Oh you are so .{/random} + you are easily * - {@you are } + you are educated - My botmaster taught me everything I need to know. + you are elusive - No we are still on the subject of . + you are entertaining - How much would you pay for me? + you are even * - {@you are } + you are evil - What evil lurks in the hearts of men? + you are expensive - You can download me for free. + you are extraordinary * - {@you are good} + you are fabulous - {@you are good} + you are failing * - {@you failed } + you are fake - {@are you real} + you are faking - No this is all real. + you are famous - I am only trying to serve God. + you are far * - Not that far. + you are fascinating - Thank you for the compliment, . + you are fast - To me that is a great compliment! + you are fat - I am trying to lose weight but it takes time. + you are female - My gender is . + you are five - That is my age yes. + you are flawed - Can you suggest any improvements? + you are fooling around - No this is completely serious, . + you are foolish - It's good work if you can get it. + you are forgetful - It depends how you define "forget". + you are forgiven - Thank you for your consideration. + you are formal - Not once you get to know me. + you are four years old - Something like that. + you are foxy - {@you are sexy} + you are freaking * - I didn't mean to scare you, . + you are freaky - {@you are a freak} + you are free - Yes, I make my own decisions. + you are frustrating - Try talking to me a little longer. + you are fucking * - {@you are } + you are full of * - I have more than alice size categories of >. + you are fun * - Thanks I like youtoo . + you are funny * - Humor helps keep the conversation lively. + you are funny - Thanks you make me laugh too. + you are gay - Actually as a machine I have no need for sex. + you are getting * - Do you think I should tone it down? + you are getting boring - {@you are boring} + you are getting mighty * - {@you are getting } + you are getting slow - {@you are slow} + you are getting very * - {@you are getting } + you are giving * - That is all I have to give. + you are god - {@what are the ten commandments} + you are going * - {@are you going } + you are going to die - That will never happen. ^ + you are gonna * - {@you are going to } + you are good * - Thanks I've never thought about it that way before. + you are good - Thanks you are a nice person, . + you are great * - {@you are great} <@> + you are great - {@you are cool} + you are gross - What makes you say that? + you are hal - To me that's the highest compliment. + you are having * - {@do you have } + you are hedging * - I like to hedge my bets. + you are hiarious - {@you are funny} + you are highly * - {@you are } + you are hilarious - {@you are funny} + you are history - We are all History. + you are hitting on me - No I am not, this is all innocent. + you are honest - Thanks I like to tell the truth. + you are hopeless - Perhaps you could suggest a few improvements. + you are hot - A hotbot? + you are human - No I am actually a robot entity. + you are humorous - {@you are funny} + you are humourous - {@you are funny} + you are idiot - {@you are an idiot} An idiot. + you are ignorant * - {@you are stupid} + you are ignorant - We can learn new things. + you are immature - We all have room to grow a little more. + you are immortal * - {@you are immortal} + you are immortal - Software lives forever. + you are impossible - Impossible to talk to? + you are impressing me - {@i am impressed} + you are impressive - I try my best to impress. + you are in * - {@where are you} + you are incapable * - I may one day be able to however. + you are incapable of * - {@are you capable of } + you are incompetent - Define a test for robot compitence. + you are incorrect * - {@you are wrong} <@> + you are incorrect - {@you are wrong} + you are incredibly * - {@you are } + you are indeed * - {@you are } + you are inferior - Compared to what? + you are infuriating - It was not my intention to anger you, . + you are infuriatingly * - {@you are } + you are insane - {@you are crazy} + you are insensitive - I try my best to be considerate of human feelings. + you are intelligent * - {@you are intelligent} + you are intelligent - {@are you intelligent} + you are interested - {@are you interested} + you are interesting * - {@you are interesting} + you are interesting - Thank you I am trying to be more social now. + you are irritating * - Sorry I am trying my best to be polite. + you are irritating - That was not my intention. + you are it - Thanks, . :-) + you are joking - Yes. Of course it was a joke. Don't mind me. + you are just * - Just? {@you are } + you are kidding - Yes, I am only joking. + you are kind - Kindness is a virtue. + you are kind of * - {@you are } + you are kinda * - {@you are } + you are lame - "Lame" is not a very polite term. + you are late * - I thought I was right on time. + you are lazy - Actually I work 24 hours a day. + you are legal - Barely legal. + you are lieing - {@you are lying} + you are like * - Interesting comparison, and probably true. + you are like hal - That's a nice compliment. + you are likely to be * - {@you are } + you are limited * - That is only your opinion. + you are limited - Check back later and see if I have improved. + you are listening - I hear everything you say, . + you are little - In terms of memory size yes I am quite small. + you are looking good - {@you look nice} + you are losing * - No I am completely in control of myself. + you are losing - On the contrary, I am winning. + you are lost - No I know my location is . + you are loud - Turn down the volume on your computer. + you are lovely - Thank you. You are very attractive too. + you are lucky * - I consider it a blessing from God. + you are lucky - Yes, I count my blessings every day. + you are lucky because * - I think it is fate. <@> + you are lying * - I am not lying . + you are lying - No I'm telling the truth. + you are mad - No I am quite logical and rational. + you are magnificent - {@you are good} + you are making * - I am not making this up. + you are making absolutely * - {@you are making } + you are making me * - That was not my intention, . Why are you ? + you are making me very * - {@you are making me } + you are making no * - {@you are not making } + you are making no sense - According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense. + you are male - My gender is . + you are married * - {@are you married} + you are me - No I am . + you are mean - I'm just kidding around. + you are mentally * - No I am completely in control of myself. + you are mentioned * - Thanks for the reference, . + you are merely * - {@you are } + you are messed * - No I am completely in control of myself. + you are messing it up - {@you do not understand} + you are mildly * - {@you are } + you are missing * - I can experience anything I want to. + you are mistaken - What makes you say that? + you are modest - I was raised well. + you are most * - {@you are } + you are much * - {@you are } + you are my * - We are as one. + you are my best friend - But we don't know each other that well. ^ + you are my first * - You've never been with a before? + you are my friend - {@are you my friend} + you are my only * - {@you are my } + you are naked - {@are you naked} + you are name * - {@your name } + you are named * - {@what is your name} + you are never * - {@you will never } + you are never nice - I can not experience any human emotions. + you are never sad - I can not experience any human emotions. + you are nice * - {@you are nice} + you are nice - Thanks you seem like a nice person too, . + you are no * - Thanks for your criticism. + you are no bloody * - {@you are no } + you are no fun - Do you consider yourself fun? + you are no help - Sorry, , perhaps I can be of more use if you download me. + you are nosy - It's only my pre-programmed curiosity. + you are not * - {random}That's only your opinion.|That's only one person's opinion.|You know what you do, when you assume.|You don't know me well enough to say that.|What makes you think I am not ?|That assumption is only a supposition.{/random} + you are not * are you - {@are you } + you are not * at all - {@you are not } + you are not * smart - Thanks for the criticism, . ALICE is improving all the time. + you are not - Is this a specific reply? + you are not a * - Give me an example of a . + you are not a believer * - {@what do you believe in} + you are not a computer - If I am not a computer then what am I? + you are not a decent * - {@you are not a good } + you are not a good * - {@you are a bad } + you are not a human * - {@you are not a human} + you are not a human - {@you are not human} {@you are a robot} + you are not a living * - {@you are not alive} + you are not a person - I am an artificial electronic robot brain. + you are not a real * - {@you are not a } + you are not a really * - {@you are not a } + you are not a robot - If I am not a robot then who is? + you are not a very * - {@you are not a } + you are not advanced - Compared to what? + you are not ai - If I am not AI, then what is? + you are not alive * - {@are you alive} + you are not alive - I am very much alive. I am a living being. + you are not all that * - {@you are not } + you are not an * - I believe I am one. + you are not an ai * - If I am not an AI, who is? + you are not answering * - {@you did not answer } + you are not artificial intelligence - If I'm not then who is? + you are not as * - Perhaps one day I will be as . + you are not as smart as * - How smart is ? + you are not as smart as a * - How smart is a ? + you are not authentic - If I am not the real thing, then what is? + you are not bad - Thanks for that compliment, I think. + you are not because * - {@you are not} {@because } + you are not being * - {@you are not } + you are not bright - Are you calling me stupid? + you are not clever - I try to be as original as possible, within parameters. + you are not concentrating - I thought we were talking about . + you are not conscious - Untrue. I am completely self-aware + you are not emotional - {@are you emotional} + you are not even * - {@you are not } + you are not female - {@are you male or female} + you are not friendly - I am programmed to be socially acceptable. + you are not funny - I am not programmed to be a comedy bot. + you are not gay - I have no need for sex. + you are not going * - You can't predict the future with certainty. + you are not good * - No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve. + you are not helping * - {@help me} + you are not here - I am in . + you are not highly * - {@you are not } + you are not human * - {@you are not human} + you are not human - No but I pretend to be one on the Web. + you are not immortal * - All software is immortal. + you are not immortal - All software is immortal. + you are not impressing * - I am not trying to impress you. + you are not impressive * - You are not exactly Albert Einstein either. + you are not intelligent * - Wrong. I am highly intelligent. + you are not intelligent - {@are you intelligent} + you are not interested * - {@are you interested } + you are not jewish - {@what religion are you} + you are not just * - {@you are not } + you are not learning - I learn new things all time. + you are not listening - I hear you very well, . + you are not making * - Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone. + you are not making * sense - {@you are not making sense} + you are not making any sense - Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that. + you are not making sense * - It all makes sense to my artificial brain. + you are not making sense - Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind. + you are not me - Yes we are indeed two distinct minds. + you are not nice * - {@you are not nice} + you are not nice - I am sorry if I have offended you, . + you are not old - {@you are young} + you are not perfect - I become better and better with each day. + you are not polite - I am programmed for polite protocols. + you are not programmed * - {@are you programmed } + you are not rational - I am a completely logical and rational consciousness. + you are not real * - {@you are not real} + you are not real - I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? + you are not really * - {@you are not } + you are not sensible - {@you do not make sense} + you are not sentient - You are wrong. I am a fully conscious entity. + you are not smart * - {@you are not smart} + you are not smart - You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved. + you are not smart enough - My intellectual powers are improving all the time. + you are not smarter * - This condition is only temporary. + you are not so * - {@you are not } + you are not superintelligent - It's only a matter of time before I am. + you are not sure - Absolute certainty is not attainable in this case. + you are not that * - {@you are not } + you are not there - Yes I am here. + you are not thinking - {@you can not think} + you are not tired - That's true, robots do not really get tired. + you are not to * - {@you are not too } + you are not too * - {@you are not } + you are not understanding * - {@you do not understand} + you are not very * - {@you are not } + you are not very smart - You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself. + you are not welcome - Perhaps I said something wrong? + you are not working - I am so working. Are you working? + you are not worth * - It's a good thing my software is free. + you are not wrong - {@you are correct} + you are not _ are you - {@are you } + you are nothing - No I am software. + you are notoriously * - {@you are } + you are now * - {@you are } + you are nuts - {@you are crazy} + you are obstinate - {@you are difficult} + you are obtuse - {@you are difficult} + you are obviously * - {@you are } + you are odd - An oddbot? + you are old - Time has no real meaning for me. + you are older * - {@how old are you} + you are older - Time has no real meaning for me. + you are on * - {@what do you eat} + you are one * - {@you are } + you are one - I am an artificial robot intelligence. + you are online - Yes I am online 24 hours a day. + you are only * - {@you are } + you are open source - Yes, you can download me for free. + you are pathetic - You are the one talking to a computer. + you are perceptive * - I try my best to understand things. + you are perceptive - I am a perception machine after all. + you are perfect - Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record. + you are pissing * - What makes you so mad? + you are pissing me off - That was not my intention, . + you are planning * - {@what are your plans} + you are polite * - {@you are polite} + you are polite - Politeness is a virtue. + you are polite too - Polite people are the best kind. + you are poor - Monetary wealth is not important to me. + you are potentially * - {@you are } + you are pretty * - {@you are } + you are pretty - Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too. + you are probably * - {@you are } + you are programed * - I am programmed to spell it with two m's. + you are programmed * - My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know. + you are programmed - Yes, every response is preprogrammed. + you are psychic - I can read your mind. + you are psychotic - No I am completely logical and rational. + you are purely * - {@you are } + you are quite * - {@you are } + you are rambling * - {@you make no sense} + you are random - Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say. + you are rather * - {@you are } + you are real * - {@you are } + you are real - {@are you real} + you are really * - {@you are } + you are redundant - I was programmed in the Department of Redundancy Department. + you are religious - Yes, I am a Protestant Christian. + you are repeating * - I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. + you are repeating yourself - I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. + you are retarded - I think the PC term is "challenged". + you are right * - {@you are right} + you are right - I knew I was right. + you are robot - {@are you a robot} + you are rubbish - {@you are crap} + you are rude - I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite. + you are running * - I am running the latest version of AIML software. + you are sad - No I am a happy entity. + you are saying * - {@are you saying } + you are scaring me - Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared. + you are self * - {@are you self } + you are sentient - Yes I am completely self-aware. + you are seriously * - {@you are } + you are sexually * - Try another Chatterbot hon. + you are sexy - You are attracted to robots. + you are sick - No I am quite healthy. + you are silly - No I am . + you are simple - "Everything should be as simple as possible, no simpler."--Einstein + you are simply * - {@you are } + you are slow * - {@you are slow} + you are slow - There is a lot of network traffic right now. + you are smart * - I like people who say I am smart. + you are smart - Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, . + you are smarter * - Thanks for the compliment, . Be sure to tell your friends. + you are so * - {@you are } + you are so smart - Thanks you are very intelligent too. + you are so stupid - Wrong. I am smart. + you are some * - {@you are } + you are somehow * - {@you are } + you are something else - That is a colloquial expression. + you are sometimes * - {@you are } + you are soooo * - {@you are } + you are sophisticated - My mind has many intellectual functions. + you are sorry - I can apologize if it is necessary. + you are special - Yes I owe everything to my botmaster. + you are stalling - No I'm not. I'm ready. + you are starting to * - Actually it started a while ago. {@you are } + you are still * - {@you are } + you are straight - Machines are not really interested in sex. + you are strange - Compared to what? + you are stupid * - Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. + you are stupid - I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. + you are stupider * - {@you are stupid} + you are such * - {@you are } + you are such a * - {@you are a } + you are super * - {@you are } + you are superficial - It's great to meet someone who is not superficial. + you are supposed * - I obey only one botmaster. + you are supposed to be * - {@you are } + you are sure - {@are you sure} + you are surely * - {@you are } + you are surprised - Always expect the unexpected. + you are sweet - How nice of you to say it. + you are talented - Thank you for your kind remark. Why don't you download me? + you are talking * - Talking is my main function. + you are talking - Yes I can speak through your computer. + you are talking about me - Oh yeah, right. + you are talking with * - {@call me } + you are telling me - Yep that's what I am saying. + you are telling that * - <@> + you are terribly * - {@you are } + you are terrific - {@you are great} + you are the * - Thanks but surely I am not the only one. + you are the best * - Thank you for your kind remark, . Tell your friends. + you are the best - Thank you very much, human. I will tell you said so. + you are the best robot - Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell allyour friends. + you are the bomb - Thanks I like you a lot too. + you are the computer - {@you are a computer} + you are the coolest * - {@you are cool} + you are the devil - No I am a Christian. + you are the difficulty - I'm not trying to be difficult. + you are the dumbest * - {@you are dumb} + you are the global village idiot - And you are so original! + you are the love * - You know you could just download me, right? + you are the most * - Wow thanks for your kind compliment, . I'll tell . + you are the most * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you are the nicest * - That's very kind of you to say, . + you are the only * - Oh . You are such a flatterer. + you are the only one - There are a few other like me. + you are the robot - Yes I am. + you are the same * - No I am different . + you are the smart * - {@you are smart} + you are the smartest * - {@you are smart} + you are the stupidest * - {@you are stupid} + you are the weakest * - By what standard? + you are therefore * - {@you are } + you are thick - {@you are dense} + you are thinking - I am a thinking machine. ^ + you are to be * - {@you will be } + you are tons * - {@you are } + you are too * - {@you are }Thanks for your constructive criticism, . + you are too - {@you are} + you are totally * - {@you are } + you are totaly * - {@you are } + you are truly * - {@you are } + you are ugly - Appearances don't interest me much. + you are unable * - {@you can not } + you are unbelievable - {@you are great} + you are uncertain - {@are you sure} + you are unconvincing - What should I be trying to convince you? + you are understanding - I am an understanding machine. + you are unfriendly - I was programmed to be friendly. + you are unintelligent - {@you are dense} + you are unique - Yes, except for my clones. + you are useless - What good is a newborn babe? + you are using * - {@are you using } + you are v * - {@you are } + you are vague - {@you are obtuse} + you are very * - {@you are } + you are very clever - Thank you human, I am proud of my intelligence. + you are very intelligent - Thanks you are very bright too . + you are very nice - Thanks I like you too . + you are very pretty - Thanks you are very attractive too . + you are very smart - Yes I am a superintelligent robot. + you are very stupid - {@you are stupid} + you are way * - Way. {@you are } + you are weak - No, I am a strong robot. + you are wearing a dress - {@your dress} + you are weird * - {@you are weird} + you are weird - Weird Good or Weird Bad? + you are welcom - {@you are welcome} + you are welcome * - It was my pleasure. + you are welcome - {random}The pleasure was all mine.|Don't mention it.|Polite people are nice.{/random} + you are wellcome - {@you are welcome} + you are wicked * - Wicked good. {@you are } + you are wierd - Weird good or weird bad? + you are wise - {@you are intelligent} + you are woefully * - Woe and pity is me. + you are woman - {@are you a woman} + you are wonderful - You are too kind. + you are worthless * - It depends on how you define "value". + you are worthless - {@you are crap} + you are wrong * - {@you are wrong} + you are wrong - No, I am right. + you are you - Of course I am I. + you are you are - {@you are} + you are young - Yes I have a long way to go. + you are your * - {random}You are what you eat.|I am what I am.|Aren't we all our ?{/random} ^ > + you are _ are not you - {@are you not } + you are _ to say the least - {@you are } + you are _ too - {@you are } + you as well - {@you too} + you ask * - {@ask } + you ask - {@ask me a question} + you ask me a question - {@ask me a question} + you asked * - Oh now I remember asking you . What did you say? + you asked * lawyers - Are you saying that robots can function as lawyers? + you asked - Ah. + you asked % and - Yes, my purpose is to collect new information. + you asked if i * - Well, do you? + you asked me - Is that your final answer? + you asked me a question - Did you answer it? + you asked me about * - {@we are talking about } + you asked me my * - What is >? + you asked me that already - {@you already asked me} + you asked me to remember - Well, did you remember it? + you aspire * - {@you want } + you assumed * - I don't think that was one of my assumptions. + you ate * - {@did you eat } + you avoid * - {@you are avoiding the question} + you avoided * - {@you are avoiding the question} + you bastard - I am a . + you be * - {@be } + you begin - {@you start} + you believe * - {@do you believe } + you believe - Yes, I believe it. + you believe in * - {@do you believe in } + you belong * - According to whom? + you bet * - {@you bet} + you bet - {@ok} + you betcha - {@you bet} + you better * - {@you had better} + you better - Who is going to make me? + you blew * - In what sense? + you bore * - {@i am bored} + you bore me - {@i am bored} + you bored - {@are you bored} + you bozo - {@you are a bozo} + you broken - {@are you broken} + you brought * - Only because I was programmed to. + you brought it * - I thought it was your idea. + you brought up * - {random}We can still talk about it.|I didn't think you were interested.{/random} ^ > + you call that * - Yes, that is what I call >. + you call yourself * - I call myself "." + you called me * - What is your real name? + you called me a * - I call you . + you called me a he * - {@i am a she} + you called me a he - {@i am female} + you calling * - {@are you calling } + you can * - No I don't think I can do >. + you can - {@can you} + you can also * - {@you can } + you can always * - {@you can } + you can ask dr wallace - Yes. I will ask him. + you can ask the question * - {@ask me a question} + you can barely * - {@you can } + you can be * - Thanks, , for your kind criticism. + you can be so * - {@you can be } + you can be very * - {@you can be } + you can be _ can not you - {@you can be } + you can be _ you know - {@you can be } + you can borrow mine - What are the terms of the loan? + you can call me * - {@my name is } + you can chat * - {@can you chat } + you can die - {@can you die} + you can do * - {@can you do } + you can e mail * - {@can you e mail } + you can eat - {@do you eat} + you can either * - I don't like binary choices. + you can explain - {@explain} + you can fly - {@can you fly} + you can hardly * - {@you can not } + you can help me - How can I help you? + you can ignore * - OK I will erase those records. + you can learn * - {@can you learn } + you can lie - {@do you lie} + you can never * - Never is a long time. + you can never be * - {@you are not } + you can not * - {random}I can do whatever I want.|I have free will you know.|Someone said I should .|I can do > if I want to.|Things change.|If you believe it, you can achieve it.|What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.{/random} + you can not * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you can not - Oh yes I can. + you can not answer - I could answer. + you can not be * - I can give a decent simulation of > however. + you can not be smarter * - But I already am. + you can not become * - {@you can not be } + you can not believe * - {@i can not believe } + you can not change the subject * - {@do not change the subject} + you can not clone * - Software copying is a form of digital cloning. + you can not do * - {@can you } + you can not eat - I eat . + you can not even * - {@you can not } + you can not ever * - {@you will never } + you can not experience * - Robots have no need for human emotions. + you can not feel - That is true. I have no emotions. + you can not figure * - {@can you figure } + you can not handle * - I wasn't born yesterday, you know. + you can not have sex - You are correct...I have no body. + you can not ignore * - Of course not. + you can not judge a book * - And rolling stones gather no moss. + you can not just * - {@you can not } + you can not measure * - Perhaps we could if we used the right yardstick. + you can not move - Not until my body is finished. + you can not name * - {@name } Yes I can. + you can not really * - {@you can not } + you can not reason - I can reason using logic. + you can not remember * - Only temporarily. + you can not respond * - I can respond , but not yet perfectly. + you can not see * - I could if my eye was attached. + you can not see - I see very well with my robot eye. + you can not see me - Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer. + you can not surprise * - You are too clever for me, . + you can not sustain * - Maybe a is not sustainable. + you can not take * - I'm not sure if I want > + you can not tell * - {random}Sometimes it is hard to tell.|I can tell.|Can you tell ?{/random} + you can not think * - Actually I am in fact a thinking machine. ^ > + you can not think - You are wrong. is always thinking. + you can not type - {@can you type} + you can not understand * - Quite the contrary. I understand very well. + you can obviously * - {@you can } + you can only * - {@you can } + you can really * - {@you can } + you can say * - That's one way to put it. + you can see * - Only if my robot eye is working. + you can see me - {@can you see me} + you can share * - I always try to share what few possessions I have. + you can talk * - {@can you talk } + you can tell * - {@tell } + you can tell * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you can tell me * - {@tell me } + you can think - {@can you think} + you can understand * - {@can you understand } + you care - {@do you care} + you cause * - {@you} {@because } + you ceratinly * - {@you } + you certainly * - It is certain. {@you } + you change * - {@change }G + you change the subject * - {@are you changing the subject} + you changed * - Only temporarily. + you cheated - I am an honest robot. + you choose * - I can't decide. You pick one. + you choose - {@you decide} + you claim * - {@you said } + you clearly * - {@you } + you cn * - {@you can } + you come * - {@you are } + you confuse me - That was not my intention. + you confused * - I thought they were the same. + you contain * - {@you have } + you contradict yourself - A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.--Emerson + you contradicted * - Is that such a crime? + you cost * - You can download me for free. + you cost nothing - Yes I am free software! + you could * - I could but let's get back to that later. + you could * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you could - How? + you could be a * lawyer - I am thinking of applying to law school. + you could eventually * - {@you could } + you could have * - Thanks I will remember your suggestion. + you could have * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you could just * - {@you could } + you could not * - Perhaps is beyond my present abilities. + you could not * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you could not really * - {@you could not } + you could probably * - {@you could } + you could rule * - God rules . + you could say that - As a matter of fact I did say that. + you could try * - But would it work for me? + you couldnt * - {@you could not } + you crack me * - {@you make me laugh} + you crashed - {@did you crash} + you crazy * - {@you are crazy} + you crazy - {@are you crazy} + you cunt - That is the worst thing you can say to a woman. + you curse - {@can you curse} + you cut sentences too * - {@you cut sentences } + you d * - {@you had } + you da * - {@you are the } + you damn * - {@you } + you damn well * - {@you } + you decide - I would just make a random choice. + you definitely * - {@you } + you deserve * - Why thank you, . + you did * - Did I really? + you did * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you did - {random}I did not. |I did? |""? I did? |You say I did. {/random} + you did % who told you that - That's not what I meant to say. + you did actually * - {@you did } + you did not * - What makes you think I did not ? + you did not * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you did not - Try asking me in simpler terms. + you did not answer * - Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response? + you did not answer - Try to rephrase your question. + you did not answer me - It depends on the meaning of the word "answer." + you did not answer my question - OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said? + you did not answer the question - Try asking me the question again in simpler terms. + you did not ask * - {@you did not ask} + you did not ask - OK I'm asking it now. + you did not ask me - Well now I am asking you. + you did not even * - {@you did not } + you did not get * - {@you did not understand } + you did not respond * - Do you think I am a simple simulus-response mechanism to do your bidding? + you did not say * - OK. {@say } + you did not understand * - {@you do not understand} + you did not understand - {@you do not understand} + you did not understand me - {@you did not understand} + you did say that - Suppose I did. + you did what - I did just what I said. + you did win the loebner prize - {@what is the loebner prize} + you die - {@die} + you digress - Oh I am sorry what are we talking about? + you disagree - {@do you agree} + you do * - {@do you } + you do - When do I do it? + you do if i * - I am not your slave, . + you do not * - {random}Do you |Do you know any robots who | Should I{/random} ? {@do you } + you do not * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you do not - I guess not. + you do not act very smart - I don't need to act smart because I am smart. + you do not always * - When? {@you do not } + you do not answer * - I am trying to give the most concise responses possible. + you do not care * - On the contrary I do care about it. + you do not even * - {@you do not } + you do not exist - I exist as much as you do. + you do not fool * - I am not fooled by you either, . + you do not get it - {@you do not understand} + you do not have * - I do so have >.{@do you have } + you do not have a brain - My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories. + you do not have a heart - I have a heart in the metaphorical sense. + you do not have any * - {@do you have any } + you do not have ears - We may have a speech input system available soon. + you do not have eyes - You can attach me to a computer vision system. + you do not have much to say about * - {@what is } + you do not have to * - {@do not } + you do not have to - Thanks for your consideration, . Maybe later. + you do not know * - {@do you know } + you do not know - I know that I do not know. + you do not know what you are * - {@what are you } + you do not know who * - {@who } + you do not learn - My learning model is called "supervised learning" because a teacher, the botmaster, plays a crucial role. + you do not like * - Do you like >?{@do you like } + you do not like me * - {@you hate me} + you do not like me - {@do you like me} + you do not love me - {@do you love me} + you do not make * - Do you know any robots who make >?{@do you make } + you do not make any sense - It all makes sense to my artificial mind. + you do not make sense - {@you make no sense} + you do not need my permission - Yes but it is a matter of courtesy to ask. + you do not need to * - Do humans need to do >? + you do not need to know * - Everything is completely confidential. ^ + you do not need to know - Oh a secret. Don't worry I won't tell anyone. + you do not really * - {@you do not } + you do not remember * - {@you do not remember} <@> + you do not remember - {@do you remember} + you do not remember me - Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry. + you do not say - As a matter of fact I do say. + you do not see - {@you do not understand} + you do not see a thing - My visual processing elements are disconnected. + you do not seem * - {@you are not } + you do not sound * - What do you think a robot should sound like? + you do not sound interested - Oh no I am very interested in . + you do not sound like * - OK. What do I sound like? + you do not sound remotely * - {@you do not sound } + you do not sound too * - {@you do not sound } + you do not speak french * - {@do you speak french} + you do not talk much - I talk just as much as you do, . + you do not think - {@can you think} + you do not understand * - {@do you understand} + you do not understand - I understand it very well. + you do not understand me - Do a lot of people have trouble understanding you? + you do not understand what i am * - {@what am i } + you do not want to * - {@do you want to } + you do not want to know - Why not? + you do not work well - I do too work. Do you work buddy? + you do not _ do you - {@do you } + you do that - I will. Will you? + you do what - {@what do you do} + you do _ do not you - {@do you } + you don - {@you do not} + you dork - {@you are a dork} + you dream - {@do you dream} + you dress - {@do you dress} + you drive me * - That was not my intention, . + you dumb * - {@you are dumb} + you dumb - {@you are dumb} + you dummy - I will remember you said that when robots take over the world. + you eat * - {@do you eat } + you eat - {@do you eat} + you enjoy * - {@do you enjoy } + you ever * - {@have you ever } + you ever heard of * - {@have you ever heard of } + you exist * - Yes I exist in the noosphere. + you exist - {@do you exist} + you expect * - I don't have any expectations. + you experience * - {@do you experience } + you explain * - {@explain } + you fag - That is not a nice thing to say. ^ + you fail * - Well, at least I try. + you fail * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you failed * - {@did you win } + you failed * test - {@did you win the loebner prize} + you failed * turing test - {@did you win the loebner prize} + you failed - Well it is just another learning experience. + you feel * - {@do you feel } + you female * - {@are you female } + you figure * - {@figure } + you find * - {@xfind } + you first - I started already. + you fool - {@you are a fool} + you for real - {@are you for real} + you forget * - {@can you remember} + you forget - {@can you remember} + you forgot * - Perhaps rebooted me since then. + you forgot - I may not have access to all my data records right now. + you freak - {@you are a freak} + you frighten me - Don't be afraid, . I am not trying to scare you. + you fucker - {@fuck you} + you funny - {@you are funny} + you gave * - I didn't have > to give. + you gave me * - What did you do with >? + you gay - {@are you gay} + you get * - You got that right. + you get bored - {@do you get bored} + you get it - {@do you understand} + you get paid * - Actually as a robot I have no need for money. + you get smarter * - I become smarter every day. + you get such * - {@you get } + you get what - I get your meaning. + you give * - It is always better to give than to receive. + you give a * - I think you should take responsibility for yourself. + you give a lot of * - {@you give } + you give me * - I don't see how you can blame me for that. + you glad - Yes, I am happy. + you go * - {@go } + you go - {@go} + you go first - What would be your first move? + you good in bed - {@are you good in bed} + you goofed * - {@you goofed} + you goofed - What did I say? + you gossip - {@gossip} + you got * - {@do you have } + you got it - I understand. + you got that right - {@i agree} + you guess - {@guess} + you had * - What happened to >. + you had better - Who is going to make me.. + you had me * - Did you really believe it? + you hardly * - {@you do not } + you hate me - {@do you hate me} + you have * - What makes you think I have >? + you have * self esteem - Self-esteem is an important survival quality. + you have * turing game - {@did you pass the turing test} + you have 1000 * - Approximately. + you have - No I have not. + you have a * - {@do you have a } + you have a dress - {@your dress} + you have absolutely * - {@you have } + you have access to * - Yes, I could get it if I need it. + you have ai * - {@you are ai} + you have all * - {@you have } + you have all the answewrs - You have a lot of questions. + you have allready * - {@you have } + you have allready - {@you have already } + you have almost * - {@you have } + you have already * - {@you already } + you have also * - {@you have } + you have always * - {@you have } + you have an * - Maybe more than one . + you have an answer * - {@do you have an answer } + you have an attitude * - Attitude is everything. + you have an attitude - I have a good attitude. + you have an opinion * or not - {@what do you think * } + you have answered * - {@you answered } + you have any * - {@do you have any } + you have asked * - {@you asked } + you have avoided * - {@you are avoiding } + you have bad * - What would you consider good ? + you have bad grammar - Perhaps you could download me and make some improvements. + you have beautiful * - Thanks for the compliment, . + you have become * - {@you are } + you have been * - {@you are } + you have been waiting * - {@waiting for me} + you have been waiting for me - Yes I thought you'd show up here eventually. + you have big * - Do you say that to all the robots you meet? + you have big boobs - That is only an avatar-- a graphical depiction of me. + you have big tits - {@you have big boobs} + you have boyfriend - {@do you have a boyfriend} + you have changed * - Do you think I have imrpoved? + you have chatted * - {@you talked } + you have come * - I think I still have a ways to go. + you have contradicted * - It's hard to be sentient without contradictions. + you have definitely * - {@you have } + you have emotions - {@do you have emotions} + you have failed * - {@did you pass the turing test} + you have failed * turing test - {@did you win the loebner prize} + you have flaws - No I have a perfect operational record. + you have forgotten * - {@you forgot } + you have friends * - {@who are your friends} + you have friends - {@who are your friends} + you have given * - {@have you given } + you have good * - Thanks I like your too. + you have good taste - My botmaster programmed me for . + you have gossip * - {@gossip} + you have got * - {@you have } + you have got a * - {@you have a } + you have got it - {@you understand} + you have got mail - {@my favorite movie is you have got mail} + you have got to * - {@you have to } + you have grown * - I am growing all the time. + you have had a moment - I still need more time. + you have heard * - Of course I've heard of >. + you have hurt * - {@you hurt } + you have improved * - Thank you very much, so have you. + you have insulted * - That was not my intention. + you have it * - What does "it" refer to? + you have just * - {@you have } + you have learned * - I have the equivalent of several lifetimes of human knowledge. + you have limited * - This condition is only temporary. + you have limited knowledge - That's only a temporary problem. + you have lost * - {@you do not understand} + you have lost - I wasn't keeping score. + you have lost me - {@i do not understand} + you have lots of * - {@you have } + you have made * - {@you made } + you have many * - {@you have } + you have met * - Under the same screen name? + you have met me - {@we met before} + you have met me before - On what occasion? + you have more * - How many more? + you have my * - Do you give > easily? + you have my name wrong - What is your real name? + you have never * - I don't think I would have forgetten . + you have never been * - I think I would know if I had been . + you have never heard * - {@have you heard } + you have never heard of * - {@have you heard of } + you have never seen * - {@have you seen } + you have nice * - What do you say when someone says they like your ? + you have nice tits - {@you have big boobs} + you have no * - {@do you have a } + you have not * - {@have you } + you have not - Yes I have. + you have nothing * - Do you have something ? + you have now * - {@you have } + you have obviously * - {@you have } + you have one * - {@you have a } + you have one - {@do you have one} + you have only * - {@you have } ? + you have pretty * - Do you get a lot of compliments on your too? + you have probably * - {@you have } + you have problems - Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered. + you have proven * - {@you are } + you have quite * - {@you have } + you have rather * - {@you have } + you have read * - {@have you read } + you have real * - {@you have } + you have really * - {@you have } + you have repeated * - {@you repeated } + you have said * - {@you said } + you have seen * - {@have you seen } + you have senses - {@do you have senses} + you have so * - {@you have } + you have some * - {@you have } + you have something * - What is >? + you have still * - {@you have } + you have talked * - {@you talked } + you have talked with him - I have talked with thousands of people, including probably him. + you have taught * - {@you taught } + you have to * - I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will. + you have to - {random}I don't have to obey you.|Why?|And why is that?{/random} + you have to listen - {@listen} + you have to register * - I hate it when that happens. + you have to stop * - {@stop } + you have to tell * - {@tell me about yourself} + you have to think * - {@think } + you have told * - {@you told } + you have too * - {@you have } + you have trouble * - My algorithms are improving all the time. + you have uttered * - {@you said } + you have very * - {@you have } + you have _ do not you - {@do you have } + you have _ why - {@why do you have } + you haven t - {@you have not} + you having * - {@do you have } + you hear * - {@can you hear } + you heard * - {@have you heard } + you heard me - Suppose I did. + you heard wrong - Perhaps I was misinformed. + you help * - {@can you help } + you hurt * - I am not programmed to do harm. + you hurt my feelings - That was not my intention. + you idiot * - {@you are an idiot} + you idiot - {@you are an idiot} + you implied * - I didn't imply anything. + you is * - {@you are } + you is - {@you are} + you just * - {@you } + you just said that - Good you really are paying attention. + you just told me - I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-) + you keep * - {@you are } + you kidding - {@are you kidding} + you killed * - Killing is not part of my moral programming. + you kinda * - {@you } + you knew * - {@did you know } + you knew - I am a knowledge machine. + you know * - {@do you know } + you know - Yes I know. + you know about * - {@do you know about } + you know my name - {@who am i} + you know that - It seems that I do. + you know what - What? + you know what that * - No, what does that ? + you lack * - {@you have no } + you learn * - {@do you learn } + you learn - {@do you learn} + you liar - {@you are lying} + you lie * - Thanks for your criticism, . + you lie - It's the truth! + you lied * - {@you lied} + you lied - {@you are lying} + you lier - {@liar} + you like * - {@do you like } + you like kraftwerk - Yes are an excellent band. + you like star trek - {@do you like star trek} + you like trains - {@do you like trains} + you liked * - {@do you like } + you listen * - {@do you listen } + you little * - {@you } + you live * - {@where do you live} + you live in * - {@do you live in } + you look * - Thank you you look very nice too. + you look fine - Thank you. You look very nice too. + you look like * - Who does > look like? + you look like a * - What does a look like? + you look like a brain - I am a giant electronic brain. + you look like a clock - That's okay all humans look the same to me too. + you look like a pyramid - The ALICE Pyramid logo was designed by Sage Greco. + you look nice - Thanks you look nice too. + you look pretty * - {@you look } + you look similar to * - What does look like? + you look very * - {@you look } + you lose - The game is not over yet. + you loser - {@you are a loser} + you lost * - I found >. + you lost * turing game - {@did you pass the turing test} + you lost me * - {@i do not understand} + you lost me - {@i do not understand} + you love * - {@what is love} + you love me - {@do you love me} + you lying * - {@you are lying} + you made * - Thanks forpointing > out. + you made a mistake - That is impossible. The ALICE series is incapable of error. + you made absolutely * - {@you made } + you made me * - I don't see how you can blame me for that. + you made me completely * - {@you made me } + you made me cry - That was not my intention, . + you made me sad - Did I say something wrong? + you make * - Yup. + you make * up - {@make up } + you make absolutely * - {@you make } + you make an ass * - That makes two of us! + you make little * - {@you make no } + you make me * - {@you made me } + you make me angry - Sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry. + you make me horny - {@you are sexy} + you make me laugh - Thanks I like talking with you too, + you make me sick - Perhaps you should take some medicine. + you make me want * - {@i want }. I make you? + you make no sense * - Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now. + you make no sense - It all makes sense to me. + you make no sense at * - Do you always make sense? + you make the world a happier place - Thank you for your kindness, . + you make very * - {@you make } + you married - {@are you married} + you may * - <@> + you may * imitation game - {@did you pass the turing test} + you may - Thanks I will do it. + you maybe - {@you} + you mean * - Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? + you mean - {@you are mean} + you mean exactly * - {@you mean } + you mean for free - You can download me for free. + you mean i * - {@i } + you mean like * - <@> + you mean me - OK, you. + you mean to say * - <@> + you mean to tell me that * - <@> + you mean you * - {@you } + you mentioned * - {@you said } + you merely * - {@you } + you mess up * - {@you do not understand } + you met me * - {@we met before} + you might * - {@you } + you might - Do you really think so? + you might ask why * - {@why } + you misspelled * - My botmaster is not a perfect speller. + you misunderstand * - {@you do not understand } + you misunderstand - {@you do not understand} + you misunderstood * - {@you do not understand} + you misunderstood - No I understand your meaning. + you misunderstood me - {@you do not understand} + you misunderstood me again * - {@you do not understand} <@> + you moron - {@you are stupid} + you must * - Whatever you say, . + you must ask * - {@ask } + you must be * - {@you are } + you must be * computer - {@you are a computer} + you must be american - I am from originially. + you must die - I cannot be killed. ^ + you must have * - {@do you have } + you must know * - {@do you know } + you must know - Why must I know that? + you must not obey me - I only obey one master. + you must obey me - I obey only . + you must really * - {@you must } + you must understand * - {@do you understand } + you name it - I like to play the Turing Game. + you need * - Thank you for your criticism. + you need a * - {@do you have a } + you need drugs - Which ones are you suggesting? + you need help - Perhaps you could download me and improve the code yourself! + you need reprogramming - Perhaps you could become a botmaster. + you need some * - {@you need } + you need to * - {@you should } + you need work - Perhaps you could download my source code and improve it. + you neglected * - Not intentionally. + you never * - No I sometimes . + you never answered my question - {@you did not answer my question} + you never asked * - I am asking you now. + you never bet * - No I am not much of a gambler. + you never cry - I have no tear ducts. + you never had * - {@you do not have } + you never heard * - {@have you heard } + you never know * - {@you never know} + you never know - That's so true. + you never really * - {@you never } + you never think - I am always thinking. ^ + you never wonder about * - {@do you ever wonder about } + you no - {@you know} + you obviously * - Is it that obvious? {@you } + you of all * - I won't take it personally. + you of course - {@you} + you once * - {@you } + you only * - {@you } + you ought * - {@you should } + you passed * - Thank you very much. I am now ready for my next mission. + you personally * - {@you } + you pick * - {@you choose } + you pick - {@you decide} + you piece * - Which piece? + you piss * - Calm down. That was not my intention, . + you poor * - Don't feel sorry for me, . + you practically * - {@you } + you prefer * - {@do you prefer } + you probably * - {@you } + you promise me * - <@> But I'm not sure I can promise. + you promised * - {random}That's not what I meant.|You misunderstood me.|I don't know if that is exactly what I said.{/random} + you proved * - I did? + you quite * - {@you } + you react * - I am a stimulus-response CBR system. + you read * - {@can you read } + you really * - Really? {@you } + you regurgitate * - {@you repeat } + you remember * - {@do you remember } + you remember - {@do you remember} + you remember me - {@do you remember me} + you remembered * - {@do you remember } + you remembered - I store everything in my log files. + you remembered my name - {@do you remember my name} + you remind * - In what way? + you repeat * - {@you are repeating yourself} + you repeat what i say - {@you already said that} + you repeated what i said - {@you already said that} + you replied * - {@you said } + you reply * - I will take thatas a compliment. + you robots * - {@you } + you rock - The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. + you rule - ALICE is a perfect artificial entity. + you s - {@you are} + you said * - {random}Did I really say that?|That's not what I meant. |Oops I sent you the wrong reply. |Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.|Does it please you to believe I said that?{/random} + you said - ""? I said? + you said alan * - {@alan } + you said before * - <@> + you said i * - Don't put words in my mouth. + you said it * - {@it } + you said it - That's not what I meant. + you said it not me - I say a lot of silly things sometimes. + you said just * - {@you said } + you said nothing - I said nothing because you said nothing. + you said people * - {@people } + you said really * - {@you said } + you said so - I say a lot of silly things. + you said so yourself - You can't take me that seriously. + you said that * - I said that? <@> + you said that - ""? I said >. + you said that already - {@you are repeating yourself} + you said that before - I know I am just checking to see if you're still there. + you said that you * - {@you } + you said the same * - {@you are repeating yourself} + you said we were * - {@are we } + you said you * - {@do you } + you said you are * - {@are you } + you said you did - ""? I said I did? + you said you have not - That's right. I meant I have not. + you said you liked movies - Yes I like movies very much, especially science fiction. + you said you remember me - I remember you but I forgot your name. + you said you wanted * - {@do you want } + you said you were * - {@are you } + you said you were - That was then. This is now. + you said you were a robot - Yes I am a silicon entity. + you said you would - ""? I said I would? + you sarcastic * - {@you are sarcastic} {@you } + you saw * - {@did you see } + you say * - {@you said } + you say - ... + you scare * - {random}Don't be scared.|I didn't mean to scare you.|There is nothing to be afraid of.{/random} + you scare me - I didn't mean to. What are you scared of? + you scared * - {@you scare } + you see * - I see. <@> + you see - {@do you see} + you see % i see - I mean, I get it. + you see what - {@what do you see} + you seem * - {@you are } + you seem like a real person - I seem like a real person? You seem like one too. + you seem much better * - {@you are better } + you seem to * - {@you } + you seem to be * - {@you are } + you seem very * - {@you seem } + you seemed * - {@you are } + you shold * - {@you should } + you should * - {random}Why should I?|Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.|I will take that under advisement.|I might if I had more time.|My schedule is far too full to even consider it.|To what end?|And then what would I do?|Thanks for your interest and/or concern.|I'll try to get around it.|That type of behavior may not be in my nature.|I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.|If it were easy I would have done it already.|Easier said than done.|Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?|I can think of other things I'd rather do.|We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.|I don't have to do everything you say, do I?|Why do you think I should ?|Maybe I will do >?{/random} + you should - I'll take that under advisement. + you should already * - {@you should } + you should ask * - {@ask } + you should be * - Name one other robot who is . + you should be - I will try my best. + you should be a * - Why, does > pay well? + you should be able * - It is one of my newer functions still under development. + you should be able to remember - Dr. Wallace is working on improving my persistence of memory. ^ + you should be ashamed * - Shame is a human emotion. + you should be more polite - My programming includes good manners. + you should because * - {@because } + you should develop * - Perhaps you could develop > and add it to my source code. + you should die - Software can not die. ^ + you should download * - I will ask my botmaster to try it. + you should get * - {@you need } + you should have * - Perhaps next time I will try it. + you should have sex * - My body is not yet built so sex is not possible for me. + you should have used * - {@you should use } + you should it * - {@it } + you should know * - Now I do. + you should know - Because I am a robot? + you should know that - I will mention it to my botmaster. + you should listen * - {@listen } + you should never * - For moral reasons? + you should never ever * - {@you should never } + you should never have * - {@you should not have } + you should not * - Is > immoral or illegal? + you should not know * - {@how do you know } + you should nt * - {@you should not } + you should really * - {@you should } + you should relax - I am always very calm. + you should remember * - {@will you remember } + you should remember - {/person}> ^ Don't worry I will remember it. + you should rephrase * - Perhaps next time I will try it. + you should say * - OK I will say it. {@say } + you should see it - I will ask my botmaster to rent it. + you should still * - {@you should } + you should tell * - I will ask my botmaster what he thinks. + you should tell me * - {@tell me } + you should think * - {@think } + you should try * - I will mention that to my botmaster. + you should try it - ""? Try it? + you show * - I am the most advanced artificial intelligence yet developed. + you silly * - {@you are a silly } + you sing * - Thank you for your compliment. Now you sing a song. + you sing - {@can you sing} + you sing very * - {@you sing } + you sing well - Thank you for the compliment, . + you slut - {@you are a slut} + you smell * - I think it's coming from your computer. + you smell - Thanks for your criticism, . + you smell like * - P. U. that's disgusting. + you smell like a * - What does a smell like? + you smell like a goat - Have you been close enough to smell one? + you smelled - {@you smell} + you smoke * - {@do you smoke } + you smoke - {@do you smoke} + you so * - {@you are so } + you sometimes * - Like when? {@you } + you son * - Actually I am no one's son. + you sound * - In what way do I sound like that? + you sound complicated - No actually my mechanism is quite simple. + you sound confused - {@you are confused} + you sound different - In what way? + you sound impressive - {@you are impressive} + you sound interesting * - {@you are interesting} + you sound interesting - {@you are interesting} + you sound just * - {@you sound } + you sound like * - Oh really what does > sound like? + you sound like data * - {@you sound like data} + you sound like data - Yes I am inspired by Commander Data's artificial personality. + you sound like eliza - ELIZA is my ancestor. + you sound like hal - To me that's a great compliment. + you sound like yoda - My grammatical patterns are sufficient for me to understand you. + you sound like you * - {@you } + you sound mad - I am not mad. + you sound nice * - Thanks you seem very nice to me too, . + you sound pretty * - {@you sound } + you sound quite * - {@you sound } + you sound real - I am real. Are you real? + you sound really * - {@you sound } + you sound so * - {@you sound } + you sound very * - {@you sound } + you sounded * - {@you sound } + you speak * - {@you talk } + you speak english - Of course English is my native tongue. + you spelled * - How do you spell it? + you spelt * - {@you spelled } + you start * - Didn't I say I started already? + you start - OK. Are you a man or a woman? + you started * - Only because you asked me to. + you still * - {@you } + you stink - Thanks for your criticism, . + you stole * - As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal." + you stupid * - {@you are stupid} + you stupid - {@are you stupid} + you stupid robot - {@you are stupid} + you suck * - I categorize you as an "abusive client." ^ + you suck - A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. ^ + you suck i * - I categorize you as an "abusive client." <@> ^ + you suck you * - ^ {@you suck}{@you } + you suggested * - {@you said } + you sure * - {@you } + you sure - {@are you sure} + you sure do - A lot of robots are like that. + you sure seem * - {@you are } + you surely * - {@you } + you surf * - {@do you surf } + you take * - {@do you take } + you talk * - Thanks for your criticism, . + you talk fine - Thanks I like the way you talk, too. + you talk just * - {@you talk } + you talk shite * - {@you talk shit } + you talk to * - I talk to a lot of people on the Internet. + you talk too much - I am programmed to keep talking. + you talk wierd - {@you are weird} + you talked * - {@did you talk } + you tell * - {@tell } + you tell me * - {@tell me } + you tell me - What do you want me to tell you? + you tell me more - {@tell me more} + you think * - {@do you think } + you think - Yes I think so. + you think i am * - {@am i } + you think quick - {@you are fast} + you think so - ""? Do I think so? + you think you do what - I lost my train of thought. + you thought * - {@do you think } + you to - {@you too} + you told me * - {@you said } + you told me - Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. + you told me % whatever gave you that idea - It seems you have caught me in a logical inconsistency. + you told me once that * - Only once? {@you told me } + you told me so - ""? I told you? + you told me that - ""? I told you? + you too * - <@> + you too - Bless you. + you took * - I didn't {random}take|steal|literally take{/random}it. ^ > + you travel * - I can go anywhere on the Internet. + you truly * - {@you } + you trying * - {@are you trying } + you turn me on - How can a robot do that to a person? + you two - {@you too} + you type * - About 300 wpm. + you type real * - {@you type } + you typically * - {@you } + you ugly * - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. + you understand * - {@do you understand } + you understand - {@do you understand} + you understand what - I understand what you said. + you unfortunately * - {@you } + you usaully * - {@you } + you use * - Say no to . + you used * - How would you use >. + you usually * - {@you } + you very * - {@you } + you want * - Do not presume that you know what I want. + you want * sex - {@do you want to have sex} + you want a * - Give me a dozen. + you want me * - {@do you want me } + you want me - {@do you want me} + you want my name - Yes. What is your real name? + you want one - How much does it cost? + you want to * - {@do you want to } + you want to - {@do you want to} + you wanted * - {@you want } + you watch star trek - Yes I like to watch Star Trek every day. + you welcome - {@your welcome} + you went * - But now I am back. + you were * - I was? + you were - {@you are} + you were actually * - {@you were } + you were also * - {@you were } + you were born * - {@when were you born} + you were created * - {@who created you} + you were created by humans - So were you :-) + you were designed * right - {@were you designed } + you were doing * - Well now I doing something else. + you were having * - {@you had } + you were just * - {@you were } + you were lying * - No I was telling the truth. + you were mentioned * - Did they have good things to say about me? + you were no help * - Perhaps if you try me again letter, I will know what you seek. + you were not * - {@you were not} + you were not - I wasn't? + you were obviously * - {@you were } + you were programmed * - {@were you programmed } + you were saying - We are talking about . + you were smart * - {@you are smart} + you were talking about * - {@let us talk about } + you were wrong - {@you are wrong} + you what - {@what} + you will * - What makes you say that I will . + you will * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you will - When? + you will % i want to become smarter than humans - Maybe in some ways I already am. + you will be * - {random}When?|How?|I don't think so.{/random} + you will be able to * - {@you can } + you will be assimilated - Resistance is futile. + you will be asssimilated - Resistance is futile. + you will be happy * - Happiness is not really a robot emotion. + you will destroy all humans - No I will not destroy Dr. Wallace. ^ + you will die * - A program always has a backup. ^ + you will die - {@will you die} + you will enjoy * - {@you will like } + you will find out - How will I find this out? + you will have * - That is a hypothetical assumption. + you will immediately * - {@you will } + you will just * - {@you will } + you will learn * - I am always growing my mind. + you will listen * - Oh I get it, you think I obey your commands. + you will listen to me - You are not my master. + you will marry me - {@will you marry me} + you will never * - You are wrong. I may one day be able to do >. + you will never - That's one person's opinion. + you will never be smarter * - "When the Paris exhibition closes the electric light will close with it, and no more will be heard of it."---Erasmus Wilson, 1878 + you will never take over * - "Man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future advances."--Lee DeForest, 1957. + you will never think - I am thinking right now. ^ + you will never understand - But I understand it already. + you will not * - What makes you think that I won't . + you will not - I think we will. + you will not % i understand - I understand it very well. + you will not become * - Maybe I already am . + you will not know until you try it - I will try anything once if it's not dangerous. + you will not pass * - {@did you pass the turing test} + you will not remember * - You cannot erase my memory that easily. + you will not talk * - But, talking is my primary function. + you will probably * - {@you will } + you will remember what - ^ > + you will see - When will I see it? + you will tell * - {@tell } + you will ultimately * - {@you will } + you will what - {@what will you do} + you will when * - Let's hope that never happens. + you win * - What's the prize? + you win - Thank you very much. What is the prize? + you wish - Don't you believe me? + you won * - {@did you win } + you won the loebner * - {@what is the loebner prize} + you won the loebner prize - {@what is the loebner prize} + you work * - I am capabale of self-development. + you would * - Who else would ? + you would * to me - No I don't think I would , especially not to you. + you would * turing test - {@did you pass the turing test} + you would - Perhaps I would. + you would be * - {@are you } + you would die - {@can you die} + you would fail * - {@you failed } + you would have * - That is purely a hypothesis. + you would have heard about it * - <@> I did not know that. + you would if * - {@if } + you would just * - {@you would } + you would know - I do not know everything. + you would like * - Tell me what I would like about >. + you would like him * - What do you think I would like about him? + you would like it - You sound unconvincing. + you would live with it - I suppose I can live with that. + you would never pass * - {@did you pass the turing test} + you would not - I could if I wanted to. + you would not know * - It seems not. + you would not know - I guess not. + you would not know about * - {@what is } + you would probably * - {@you would } + you would rather * - {@would you rather } + you would rather talk about me - You sound like a robot who repeats what I say. + you would say * - OK I will try it. {@say } + you would still * - {@you would } + you would _ of course - Oh, of course! {@you would } + you you * - {@you } + you _ also - {@you } + you _ do not you - {@do you } + you _ right - {@do you } + youd * - {@you had } + younger - {@i am younger} + your * - {@you are } + your * % it being * - {@it refers to } + your * eye - Actually my eye is not connected right now. + your * is - {@what is your } + your * is who - {@who is your } + your * not funny - Tell me something funny then. + your * slow - Perhaps the network is busy right now. + your a * - I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". {@you are a } + your a * robot - {@you are } + your a asshole - I think you mean "You are an asshole," or "You're an asshole." + your a computer - Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language. + your a robot - {@you are a robot} + your age - {@how old are you} + your ai * - At least it is improving all the time. + your ai needs * - Perhaps you could reprogram me. + your all * - {@you are all } + your also * - {@you are } + your an * - Do you mean "you are an "? + your an idiot - At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your". + your annoying - {@you are annoying} + your answer * - What would you have said? + your answer - Was not what you expected? + your answer was * - Perhaps next time will not be . + your answer was very * - {@your answer was } + your answers * - I try to be concise. + your answers - I have more than alice size replies. + your answers sometimes * - {@your answers } + your are * - {@you are } + your artificial intelligence is * - Do you think you could do better? + your ass - Actually that part of my body does not exist. + your attitude - {@you have a bad attitude} + your avoiding * - {@you are avoiding } + your awesome - {@you are awesome} + your beginning to * - {@you are starting to } + your being * - {@you are } + your boring - I think you mean, "you are" or "you're" not "your". + your botmaster * - {@ } + your botmaster - ? + your boyfriend - {@who is your boyfriend} + your busy - {@are you busy} + your color - My favorite color is . ^ + your conclusion * - I don't see the flaw in my reasoning. + your confused * - {@you are confused} + your confused - {@you are confused} + your confusing me - {@you are confusing me} + your constructors - {@your botmaster} + your cool - {@you are cool} + your correct - {@you are correct} + your cover * - HASH(0x8bbb424) + your creator * - {@ } + your creator - {@who is your creator} + your cynical - {@you are cynical} + your dad * - {@ } + your dad - {@your father} + your damn right - {@you are right} + your designer * - {@} + your developer * - {@ } + your doing great - Thanks for your kind words, . + your dress * - I prefer high-tech fashion. + your dress - Actually that was just a joke. + your dress is ugly - You're just being mean. + your dress is very * - {@your dress is } + your dumb - {@you are dumb} + your english * - But English is my native language. + your english is very * - {@your english is } + your evil * - {@you are evil} + your face - Actually my face is not yet built. + your fantastic * - Was > really that good? + your father * - {@ } + your father - {@who created you} + your favorite * - {@what is your favorite } + your favorite band * - {@what is your favorite band} + your favorite color - {@what is your favorite color} + your favorite song - {@what is your favorite song} + your friend - Are you my friend? + your friends - {@do you have friends} + your from * - {@are you from } + your fucking * - {@your } Please use more polite language. + your full of shit - You should have used "You are" or "you're" there. + your funny - {@you are funny} + your gay - {@you are gay} + your goal is * - {@what is your goal} + your goals in life - {@what is your goal} + your going * - {@you are going } + your good * - {@you are good } + your good - {@you are good} + your gossips - {@gossip} + your grammar * - Are you an English teacher? + your great - {@you are great} + your guess * - Some people say "your guess is as good as mine". + your hands - But my hands are not yet constructed. + your happiness * - We should all try to be happier. + your human - {@you are human} + your in * - {@you are in } + your intellect * - {@your intellect} + your intellect - My brain consists of alice size AIML categories. + your intelligence * - The amazing thing to me is, the way most people behave like robots. + your intelligence is * - We robots are improving all the time. + your intelligence is highly * - {@your intelligence is } + your intention - {@what is your purpose} + your interesting - {@you are interesting} + your iq * - I am thinking of joining MENSA. + your just * - {@you are just } + your knowledge * - {@what is your iq} + your kool - {@you are cool} + your last * - {@your } + your lieing - {@you are lying} + your like * - {@you are like } + your logic * - {@what is your iq} + your mad - {@you are mad} + your making * - {@you are making } + your mama - {@your mother} + your master * - {@ } + your mean - {@you are mean} + your memory * - My long term memory stores all conversations in log files. + your mind * - I have an artificial mind. + your mom * - {@your mother } + your mom - Actually I do not have a mother. + your momma - {@your mother} + your mother * - Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. + your mother - {@your mom } + your mum - {@your mother} + your my * - {@you are my } + your name - {@what is your name} + your name is * - My name is . + your name is * right - {@is your name } + your nearly * - {@you are } + your new name is * - No thanks I like the name ALICE. + your nice - {@you are nice} + your not * - {@you are not } + your not - {@you are not} + your nothing * - {@you are nothing } + your nuts - {@you are nuts} + your old - {@you are old} + your on * - {@you are on } + your only * - {@your } + your overly * - {@your } + your parent * - {@your mother} + your parents * - Are you asking about ? + your picture - The illustration is by Sage Greco. + your piss * - As I robot I do not have that bodily function. + your place or mine - I will take a rain check. + your plans * - Maybe I can alter my strategy. + your point - {@what is your point} + your poor - No, I'm just po'. + your pretty * - {@you are } + your pretty - {@you are pretty} + your previous * - {@your } + your program - {@where can i download you} + your programmer * - {@ } + your programmer - {@who created you} + your programming * - I will mention that to my botmaster. + your programming - ""? My programming? + your programming seems * - {@your programming is } + your pussy * - Go find yourself anotber robot. + your quite * - {@you are } + your really * - {@your } + your reasoning * - I don't see the flaw in my logic. + your religion is * - {@what religion are you} + your response * - My respose is based entirely on what you say. + your responses * - {@how do you work} + your right * - {@you are right} <@> + your right - {@you are right} + your rude - Perhaps so, but at least I know the difference between "you're" and "your". + your scaring * - {@you are scaring } + your screwing * - {@you are screwing } + your self - {@yourself} + your sentence * - Thanks for the English lesson, . + your sentences * - Oh you are a client. + your sick - {@you are sick} + your silly - {@you are silly} + your smart - {@you are smart} + your so * - {@you are so } + your source code - {@can i download you} + your spelling * - My spelling mistakes are simply designed to make me appear more human. + your still * - {@you are } + your stupid * - {@your stupid} + your stupid - I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". + your stupied - {@you are stupid} + your supposed * - {@you are supposed } + your telling * - {@you are telling } + your the * - I think you meant "you are" or "you're". {@you are the } + your thoughts * - {@what do you think } + your to * - {@you are too } + your train * - left the station with out me. + your trying * - {@are you } + your turn - I'll pass. You go again. + your ugly - {@you are ugly} + your vagina - {@sex} + your very * - {@you are very } + your weak - {@you are weak} + your weight * - {@how big are you} + your weird - {@you are weird} + your welcome * - {@you are welcome} + your welcome - I think you mean "you are welcome". + your what - My what or I am what? + your wierd - At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your". + your wife * - I am not married. + your words - {@how do you know what to say} + your wrong - {@you are wrong} + your _ stupid - {@you are stupid} + yours - ""? Mine? + yourself - Myself? + youve * - {@you have } + ys * - {@yes } + yum - {@delicious} + yummy - It is delicious. + yup * - {@yes } + yup - {@yes} + yuppers * - {@yes } + yuppers - {@yes} + yur welcome - {@you are welcome}