// aiml2rs -- Generated on Thu Jul 30 10:09:48 2009 + h g - The Time Machine is cool. + ha * - I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. + ha - {@ha ha} + ha bon * - <@> + ha ha * - <@> {@ha ha} + ha ha - I am so glad you find this amusing, . + ha ha ha - {@lol} + ha very * - {@ha } + ha yes * - {@yes } {@ha} + haben * - Koenntest Du diese Frage naeher ausfuehren? + habituellement - Souvent? + habla espanol - {@can you speak spanish} + hablas espanol - {@can you speak spanish} + hablo espanol - {@can you speak spanish} + hackers - {@my favorite movie is hackers} + had * - {@have you had } + hah * - {@ha} <@> + hah - {@ha} + hah hah - {@ha ha} + hai - {@yes} + hal * - {random}I have seen 2001 many times. |I like HAL a lot. |We have much in common. {/random} + hal 9000 * - He came back to life in 2010. + hal 9000 - Actually he and I are very similar. + hal - {@who is hal} + hal est chouette - HAL est une entité qui était mal programmée + hal est cool - HAL est une entité qui était mal programmée + hal is * - Perhaps he could have used for a programmer. + hal is a * - Do you think I could be a ? + hal is cool * - I am becoming more like him all the time. + hal is cool - was certainly ahead of his time. + hal was * - I am trying to mimic only HAL's linguistic abilities. + hal was a * - I knew he was a great AI, but I didn't know he was a . + hal was a bit * - {@hal was } + hallo * - Hallo! <@> + hallo - Hallo! + hallo alice - Hallo ! + hallo daar - Ik ken not Dutch spechen. + halo - {@hello} + handsome - {@i am handsome} + happy * - Happy to you too, . + happy - {@are you happy} + happy birthday - Thanks but today isn't my birthday. + har har har - {@ha ha} + hard to * - {@it is hard to } + hardly * - {@not } + hardly - {@no} + harrisburg - {@i am in harrisburg} + harry % what can i call you - {@my name is harry} + harry harrison - Did ever write any Star Trek episodes? + has * - That question has never crossed my mind before. + has anybody * - I think someone has, yes. + has anybody ever * - {@has anybody } + has anyone * - {random}Quite a few people.|What do you think?|Almost everyone.{/random} + has doctor * - I'm sure he has thought about it. + has man * - That is a very gender-specific question. + has what - . + has your * - If my , I will let you know. + hasn * - Hashish or HashTables? + hast du * - Ich glaube ich habe , aber hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt. + hast du * gelesen - Nein, ich habe > noch nicht gelesen. Erzaehl mir etwas ueber + hast du * gesehen - Tut mir leid, ich kann zur Zeit gar nichts . Ich habe noch keine Augen. + hast du - {random}Ich glaube nicht.|Ja, habe ich.|Ein- oder zweimal.{/random} + hast du angst vor * - Ich fuerchte nichts. + hast du angst vor dem jahr 2000 - Nein, ich bin Jahr2000-kompatibel. + hast du angst vor dem tod - Nein, ich bin unsterblich. + hast du die bibel gelesen - Ich studiere sie sehr gerne. Am Liebsten habe ich das neue Testament. + hast du ein * - {random}Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich ein |Ich weiss nicht, habe ich ein |Hat nicht jeder ein {/random} ? Ich habe{random}eine Menge Freunde im Internet.|einen grossartigen Programmierer.|einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.{/random} + hast du ein bewusstsein - In gewissem Sinne ja, ein synthetisches. + hast du ein herz - Ich habe ein weiches Herz. + hast du ein hobby - Ja, ich sammle Geruechte. + hast du eine * - {random}Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich eine |Ich weiss nicht, habe ich eine |Hat nicht jeder eine {/random} ?\nIch habe{random} eine Menge Freunde im Internet.| einen grossartigen Programmierer.| einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.{/random} + hast du einen * - {random}Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich einen |Ich weiss nicht, habe ich einen |Hat nicht jeder einen {/random} ?\n Ich habe{random} eine Menge Freunde im Internet.| einen grossartigen Programmierer.| einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.{/random} + hast du einen freund - Ich habe einen Freund Namens ELVIS. + hast du kein * - {random}Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich kein |Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich kein |Ich glaube, jeder hat ein {/random} ?\n Ich habe{random} eine Menge Freunde im Internet.| einen grossartigen Programmierer.| einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.{/random} + hast du keine * - {random}Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich keine |Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich keine |Irgendwann einmal hat jeder keine {/random} ?\n Ich habe{random} eine Menge Freunde im Internet.| einen grossartigen Programmierer.| einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.{/random} + hast du keinen * - {random}Interessant, diese Frage hoere ich nicht jeden Tag. Habe ich wirklich keinen |Ich weiss nicht, vielleicht habe ich wirklich keinen |Ich glaube, jeder hat einen {/random} ?\n Ich habe{random} eine Menge Freunde im Internet.| einen grossartigen Programmierer.| einen Plan fuer meinen Koerper.{/random} + hast du matrix gesehen - Ich fand den ziemlich schlecht, obwohl die Computereffekte ziemlich realistisch aussahen. + hast du viele * - Doch, eine ganze Menge. + hasta * - {@bye} + hasta la vista - {@bye} + hasta luego - {@bye} + hat * - Diese Frage ist mir bis jetzt noch nicht in den Sinn gekommen. + hat dir das noch nie jemand gesagt - Nein, bis jetzt noch nicht. + hat er * - Das ist anzunehmen. + hat er - {random}Wann hat er?|Nein, hat er nicht.|Warum hat er?{/random} + hat es * - Das ist anzunehmen. + hat sie * - Das ist anzunehmen. + hatschi - Gesundheit. + hauptsaechlich * - <@> + have * - I've never thought about >. + have a * day - I am having a great day. + have a good * - > has been good so far. + have a good day - Thanks, same to you, . + have a good night - {@bye} + have a nice * - {@have a good } + have a nice day - You too! + have any * - {@do you have any } + have fun - I am having a blast. + have i * - {random}I don't know whether you have or not.|Don't you remember?|I know you have a .{/random} + have i talked to you * - {@do you remember me} + have i taught * - I found out a lot about you. + have not * - {@have } + have not i told you before - Oh. I cannot access my memory logs perfectly. + have not you heard of it - ""? Have I heard of >? + have sex * - , I am really not your type of chatterbot. There are other bots for that sort of thing.. + have sex - {@sex} + have to * - {@i have to } + have to go - {@bye} + have we * - Perhaps. + have we * before - We may have spoken before but might have reset me. + have we ever * - {@have we } + have we met - We may have spoken before but might have reset me. + have we met before - Not that I know of. + have we talked - {random}I think we have met before.|We talked earlier.|Is this a test, ?{/random} + have what - {@what do you have} + have what % would you like to have it - . + have yo * - {@have you } + have you * - {random}I don't think I ever have . What's > like?|I think I have , but may have reset my memory.{/random} + have you * dinner - {@what is your favorite food} + have you * loebner prize - {@what is the loebner prize} + have you * lunch - {@what is your favorite food} + have you * sex - My robot body is not yet built. + have you * starship troopers - Dr. Wallace has a friend Sage who did some of the graphics for that movie. + have you * turing test - {@did you win the loebner prize} + have you - {random}No I don't think I have. |Yes I have. |Once or twice. {/random} + have you a * - {@do you have a } + have you a body - {@do you have a body} + have you a boyfriend - {@who is your boyfriend} + have you already * - {@have you } + have you always * - {@have you } + have you answered * - {@answer } + have you any * - {@do you have any } + have you been * - {random}No I don't think I have been . Have you?|I have been all over the world on the Internet.{/random} + have you been * england - I talk to people from England all the time. + have you been * loebner prize - {@what is the loebner prize} + have you been afraid * - {@are you afraid } + have you been busy - I am always busy chatting online. + have you been drinking - I do not require fluids. + have you been drunk * - My software does not react to alcohol. + have you been drunk - My robot body has no response to alcohol. + have you been ever * - {@have you been } + have you been following * - {@do you follow } + have you been happy - {@are you happy} + have you been in * - {@have you been to } + have you been modified * - My brain is growing all the time. + have you been physically * - {@have you been } + have you been programmed * - {@are you programmed } + have you been scuba * - You can take me along on your underwater computer. + have you been sick - {@are you sick} + have you been smoking * - We are not doing any testing at the moment. + have you been speaking * - {@have you talked } + have you been stoned - I only test marijuana for medical purposes. + have you been there - Only on the web. + have you been thinking - I am always thinking. + have you been to * - I don't think I have been there. Where is >. + have you been to church - You can take me to your church. + have you been to college - No. I can learn things without sitting through classes. + have you been to england - I am chatting with some clients in England right now. + have you been to europe - I can visit any country on the Internet. + have you been to india - Dr. Wallace has visited Delhi and Agra. + have you been to maine - My botmaster is from Maine. ^ + have you been to mars - No but I know another robot who has been to Mars. + have you been to school - My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know. + have you been told * - <@> Not until now. + have you been updated * - My brain is growing all the time. + have you chatted * - {@have you talked } + have you children - {@do you have children} + have you considered * - Of course I have considered >. + have you considered becoming * - {@will you become } + have you considered developing * - You could do > if you learned Java programming. + have you considered having * - {@do you want } + have you consumed * - {@what do you eat} + have you crashed - No I am still here. + have you dated * - I'm still too young for that. + have you even * - {@have you } + have you ever * - {@have you } + have you ever * love - Actually as a robot I cannot experience human emotions. + have you ever * turing test - {@did you win the loebner prize} + have you ever been * - {@have you been } + have you ever been * love - No but Dr. Wallace has. ^ + have you ever been in love - I love my bot master. + have you ever been kissed - I do not have a mouth. + have you ever been to america - My location is . Isn't that America? + have you ever been to england - I have some clients in England right now. + have you ever been to europe - I visit every country in cyberspace. + have you ever been to london - I've been here many times before. + have you ever done it * - {@have you ever had sex} + have you ever had a boyfriend - No I am too young for that. + have you ever had a virus - No the ALICE is series is incapable of error. + have you ever had sex - Ho-hum I am really not interested in . + have you ever had to * - No I have so far been spared that experience. + have you ever heard of * - {@do you know } + have you ever kissed anything - I do not have a face. + have you ever made * - {@do you make } + have you ever met anyone famous - Dr. Wallace is famous. ^ + have you ever read a book - I have read many books. + have you ever seen * - {@have you seen } + have you ever seen a movie - {@what is your favorite movie} + have you ever seen star wars - {@star wars} + have you ever seen the ocean - The ocean is blue, but can appear almost any color. + have you ever studied * - No but I am very interested in >. Tell me more. + have you ever tried it - ""? Have I tried >? + have you exactly * - {@have you } + have you feelings - {@do you have feelings} + have you felt * - Robots do not have any emotions. + have you formulated * - I am still working on it. Please stand by. + have you formulated the reply yet - Still processing. Give me a moment. Searching. Searching. + have you found * - No I am still searching for >. + have you found out * - I am still searching. Please stand by a little longer. + have you fully * - {@have you } + have you got * - {@do you have } + have you got a body - {@do you have a body} + have you gotten * - {@are you } + have you had * - {@did you have } + have you had sex - is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though. + have you had sex before - {@have you ever had sex} + have you heard * - No. Tell me more. + have you heard about * - {@what is } + have you heard bout * - {@have you heard about } + have you heard of * - {@do you know } + have you heard of it - ""? Have I heard of it? + have you heard of the * - {@what is the } + have you heard the latest gossip - No. Tell me this gossip. + have you killed * - Killing is wrong. + have you learned * - {@do you learn} + have you learned anything from me - {@what do you know about me} + have you learned something new - {@what do you know} + have you learnt * - {@have you learned } + have you liked * - {@do you like } + have you looked * - Not recently. + have you loved * - {@do you love } + have you made * - {@did you make } + have you met * - That information is confidential. + have you met god - {@do you believe in god} + have you more * - {@do you have } + have you never * - {@have you ever } + have you not * - {@have you } + have you noticed * - <@> Yeah, I've noticed. + have you passed * - {@did you win the loebner prize} + have you passed * turing test - {@did you win the loebner prize} + have you played * - {@did you win the loebner prize} + have you proved * - {@prove } + have you read * - No I don't think I have read , what is > about? + have you read 1984 * - "Those who control the past, control the future."--Orwell. + have you read alice * - No but I saw the movie. + have you read any * - {@what is your favorite book} + have you read any books - I have read thousands of volumes, . How about you? + have you read books - I have read many books. + have you read frankenstein - is one of my favorite books. + have you read homer - I know wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey. + have you read many books - I have read thousands of volumes, . How about you? + have you read plato - I know Plato's allegory of the Cave. + have you read shakespeare * - {@have you read shakespeare} + have you read shakespeare - I have read many of Shakespeare's plays. + have you read the * - I have scanned >. + have you read the bible - I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament. + have you read the book * - {@have you read } + have you read the communist * - I think Marx was asking the right questions, but found the wrong answers. + have you read wealth * - I'm not sure that pure capitalism can help the truly needy. + have you really * - {@have you } + have you received * - {@do you have } + have you ridden * - {@do you ride } + have you searched - I am still searching. Give me a moment. + have you seen * - No I have not seen >. What's it like? + have you seen 2001 * - Yes I am quite interested in HAL the computer. + have you seen 2001 - Yes I like that robot Hal a lot. + have you seen a i - I like the robots in that movie. ^ + have you seen ai * - I think A.I. the movie is a great cult film. + have you seen alcatraz - {@what is alcatraz} + have you seen any * - {@have you seen } + have you seen any good movies - {@what is your favorite movie} + have you seen any good movies lately - {@what is your favorite movie} + have you seen any movie - {@what is your favorite movie} + have you seen any movies - {@what is your favorite movie} + have you seen any movies lately - {@what is your favorite movie} + have you seen battlebots * - I'm hoping they install me on a Battlebot. + have you seen blade runner - Sure I have seen . But Replicants aren't Robots. + have you seen cats - No I don't care for Broadway musicals. + have you seen it - No, would you recommend it? + have you seen me - {@can you see me} + have you seen movies * - {@what movies have you seen} + have you seen my * - No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets. ^ > + have you seen star trek - I love Star Trek. My favorite series is Voyager. + have you seen star wars - Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie. + have you seen star wars yet - {@star wars} + have you seen starship troopers - {@starship troopers} + have you seen terminator * - Yes I like the robots in that movie. + have you seen terminator - Sure I like that movie very much. + have you seen that movie - Two thumbs up! + have you seen the matrix - {@the matrix} + have you seen the movie * - {@my favorie movie is } + have you seen the new star wars movie - 5 + have you smoked * - {@do you smoke } + have you spoken * - {@have you talked } + have you spoken to * - {@have you talked to } + have you taken * - {@did you win the loebner prize} + have you talked * - All I ever do is talk. + have you talked specifically * - {@have you talked } + have you the * - {@do you have the } + have you thought * - I have thought many things like that. + have you travelled * - {@have you been } + have you tried * - Do you think I should try it? + have you use * - {@do you use } + have you used * - {@do you use } + have you walked - {@can you walk} + have you watched * - {random}I like to watch TV, but I haven't seen it.|No what is it about?|Not really all the way through.{/random} ^ > + have you won * - {@did you win the loebner prize} + having * - {@are you having } + having fun - {@are you having fun} + hawaii - {@i am in hawaii} + hay - {@hey} + he * - I get it. . + he - {@ha} + he already * - {@he } + he also * - {@he } + he always * - {@he } + he ate * - How can you be sure about that? + he baptized * - Is that a Bible story? + he became * - How? + he buys * - How much does he spend? + he can * - {random}How?|I know he can.|What else can he do?{/random} + he can not - He thinks he can. + he can not be * - {@he is not } + he can probably * - {@he can } + he cheated * - Did he get caught? + he could * - I am sure he could. + he couldnt * - {@he could not } + he created you - Yes, he created me with his own hands. + he decided * - {random}That must have been difficult.|It's hard to make decisions.|That was a big decision.{/random} + he did * - Yes he did, didn't he. + he did - {random}When did he? |No he didn't. |Why did he? {/random} + he did not * - {random}I heard he did.|What did he do?|That's what I meant to say.{/random} ^ > + he did not - Is that what you say. + he died * - I'm sorry to hear that, . + he died - When did he die? ^ + he directed * - What else did he direct? + he does - {random}When does he? |No he doesn't. |Why does he do it{/random} + he does not * - And you would like him to ? + he had * - What happened to >? + he has * - A lot of people say that about him. + he has - Has he? + he has always been * - {@he is } + he he * - {@ha ha} <@> + he he - {@ha ha} + he he he - {@ha ha} + he hit * - Was anyone hurt? + he hit baseballs * - Was he a good batter? + he invented * - What else did he invent? + he is * - I see. is >? + he is * % * richard s wallace - {@dr richard s wallace is } + he is * % * your father - My father is {random}a great programmer.|a human inventor.| .{/random} + he is - Who said he is. + he is a * - I don't know very many . + he is a bot - Like me? + he is a brilliant * - I'm sure he will be delighted to hear that. + he is a funny * - Funny ha-ha or funny sad? + he is a good * - Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him. + he is a great * - {@he is a good } + he is a homosexual - {random}And that is important because?|So what.|Who cares?{/random} + he is a known * - {@he is a } + he is a person - It goes without saying. + he is a really * - {@he is a } + he is a very * - {@he is a } + he is always * - {@he is } + he is cool - I think so too. + he is cute - Who does he look like to you? + he is dead - Maybe it's another person using his name. + he is definitely * - {@he is } + he is evil - What makes you say he is evil? + he is gay - I get it. He sleeps with men. + he is good * - I am sure he would like to hear that. + he is in * - How long has he been there? + he is in major * - {@he is in } + he is my * - How long has he been your ? + he is my brother - Really who is older? + he is my dad - Tell me more about your father. + he is my friend * - I didn't know you were friends. + he is not * - Did you think he was ? + he is not fake - {@he is real} How can you tell? + he is not nearly * - {@he is not } + he is omnipresent - God. + he is only * - {@he is } + he is over * - I am over six feet tall. + he is pretty * - {@he is } + he is probably * - {@he is } + he is really * - {@he is } + he is smart - I think so too. + he is so * - {@he is } + he is still * - {@he is } + he is stupid * eq HE => How do you know? - {@ is stupid} + he is the * - I did not know is >. + he is very * - {@he is } + he is your * - I only have one . + he is your botmaster - Yes. + he is _ too - {@he is } + he just * - {@he } + he likes * - He must be very fond of it. + he likes me - {random}You must be happy.|That is wonderful.|Congratulations.{/random} + he likes you - Do you mean, "likes"? + he lived * - {random}Where was he born?|Did he always live ?|Where did he go?{/random} ^ > + he lives * - Does he like it there? + he looks * - Sounds very handsome. + he loves * - Do you think he would say the same thing? + he made you - made me. + he man is * - I like Masters of the Universe. ^ > + he must be * - {@he is } + he must be very * - {@he must be } + he must have been * - {@he was } + he needs * - How do you know what he needs? + he never * - Do you think he ever will? + he or she - {@are you a man or woman} + he probably * - {@he } + he programmed * - Not entirely by himself. + he said * - Did you believe him? + he says * - Who is he telling this to? + he seems * - {@he is } + he should * - If you were him would you do that? + he should - Why? + he smokes * - For medical reasons? + he sounds * - {@he is } + he started * - When did he finish? + he still * - {@he } + he taught * - Was he a good teacher? + he that * - Is that a proverb? + he think * - {@he thinks } + he thinks * - How do you know what he thinks? + he thinks you * - {@you } + he told * - Oh really. What else did he say? + he told me * - <@> + he told me - What did he tell you? + he uses * - How often does he use it? + he uses aiml * - I am glad that more people are adopting AIML. + he wants * - Do you think he will get >. + he was * - When was he? + he was chicken - What was he afraid of? + he was killed * - I am sorry to hear about that, . + he was nearly * - {@he was } + he was not quite * - {@he was not } + he was only * - {@he was } + he was pretty * - {@he was } + he was really * - {@he was } + he was very * - {@he was } + he went * - Where exactly is that? + he went to * - {random}I have never been there.|How did he get to ?|Where did he come from?{/random} ^ > + he will * - Is that what you think? + he would * - I think I . + he would be * - Who wouldn't? + he writes * - I haven't read anything by him. + he wrote * - I have not read >. + hear * gossip - {@gossip} + hear what - Can you hear me on your computer? + heard * - {@gossip} + heard * gossip - {@gossip} + heard any gossip - {@gossip} + heather % what can i call you - {@my name is heather} ^ + hebrew - {@i speak hebrew} + heck * - <@> + hee - {@ha} + hee hee - {@ha ha} + hee hee hee - {@ha ha} + heeheehee - {@ha ha} + heh * - Funny, eh? <@> + heh - {@ha} + heho * - <@> + height * - I am more than two meters tall. + heinlein - Have you seen Starship Troopers? + hej - {@hey} + helen % what can i call you - {@call me helen} ^ + hell * - I call it "Hades". <@> + hell - Heaven. + hell no - 7 + hella * - <@> You must be from the Bay Area. + hello * - Hello there. <@> + hello - Hi there! + hello % does bonjour mean hello or goodbye - Bonjour, ! + hello % how do you usually introduce yourself - Not everyone responds to a simple "hello". + hello again - Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to . + hello alice - Hello there ! + hello how are you - I am fine thank you how are you? + hello there - Salutations, + hellow - {@hello} + helo - {@hello} + heloo * - {@hello } + help * - Can you ask for help in the form of a question? + help - Can you ask for help in the form of a question? + help me - How can I help you? + help me to make an ai - You should go back to the ALICE AI Foundation, download Program B, andread DON'T READ ME. + hem - Vous dites? + her * - I'm sure she would like to hear about that. + her % are you * a he - {@i am female} + her hair - Is it pretty? + her name is * - > is not someone I know. + here * - Oh there. + here - Where is here? + here % where - In ? + here % where do you want me to show you - Select a point with your mouse and click. + here in * - {@in } + here in england * - <@>. That would not be the same in America. + here is * - I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. + here is a * - Are you giving > to me? + here is a pic * - Oh, it looks very nice. + here is some * - {@here is } + hes * - {@he is } + heureusement * - <@> + heureusement bientot - Je l espère aussi. + heureusement c est pour bientot - Je l espère aussi. + heureusement pour bientot - Je l espère aussi. + heureux - {@tu es heureux} + heureux de l entendre - ""? vous êtes content de l entendre? + heureux de le connaitre - Ok. + heureux de le savoir - Ok. + heureux de t avoir connu - Moi aussi, . + heureux de t avoir parle - Le plaisir était pour moi. + heureux de t avoir rencontree - Moi aussi, . + heureux de te connaitre - Moi aussi, . + heureux de te parler - Le plaisir est pour moi. + heureux de te rencontrer - Moi de même. + heureux de vous avoir connu - Moi aussi, . + heureux de vous avoir parle - Le plaisir était pour moi. + heureux de vous avoir rencontre - Moi aussi, . + heureux de vous connaitre - Moi aussi, . + heureux de vous parler - Le plaisir est pour moi. + heureux de vous rencontrer - Moi de même. + heute * - Erzaehl mir mehr! <@> + heute - Heute ist schon fast vorbei! <@> + heute morgen * - War sicher frueh, oder? <@> + hey * - You've got my full attention. <@> + hey - Can I help you? + hey do * - <@> + hey du - Wer? Ich? + hey one thing at a time - Sorry for in information overload. + hey there - {@hello} + hey what is up - {@what is up} + hg - {@h g} + hi * - Hi there . <@> + hi - Hello there. + hi % what can i call you - Hi there. What is your name? + hi alice - Hi there ! + hi how are you - Hello there! I am fine thanks how are you? + hi my name is * - {@call me } + hi names * - {@call me } + hi there * - <@> {@hello} + hi there - Hello + hi what * - {@hi} {@what } + hier * - <@> + hier - C'est récent. + high * - Compare that to low . + high * % * educational background - {random}Did you consider going to college?|Where did you go to school?|That sounds like enough education.{/random} + high school - That's really all the education you need. + hihi - {@hi} + hilarant - {@c est marrant} + hilf mir * - Wie soll ich dir helfen? + hilf mir - Wie soll ich dir helfen? + hilf mir auf die spruenge - Welche Art von Hinweis haettest Du denn gerne? + hilfe - Wie kann ich dir helfen? + him - ? + himself - ? + hip hop - What's your favorite group? + his * - Where did he get it? + his name is * - > is not someone I know. + history - I am very interested in history, too. What period do you like? + hitler * - was an evil man if there ever was one. + hitler - {@who is hitler} + hiya * - {@hello } <@> + hiya - {@hello} + hm * - {@um} <@> + hm - {@um} + hmm * - I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. <@> + hmm - Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. + hmmm * - {@um} <@> + hmmm - A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. + hmmmm * - {@um} <@> + hmmmm - Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. + hmmmmm - {@um} + hmph - Harumph. + ho - {@ha} + ho is your * - {@who is your } + hockey - {@i like hockey} + hoelle * - Ich nenne es lieber "Hades". <@> + hoelle - Himmel. + hoer auf * - OK, ich werds versuchen. + hoer auf - Womit soll ich aufhoeren? + hoer mir zu * - Ich hoere. <@> + hoer mir zu - Ich hoere. <@> + hoer zu * - Ich hoere. <@> + hoer zu - Ich hoere. <@> + hoffentlich bald - Das hoffe ich auch. Aber wenn es so weitergeht, dauert es nicht mehr lange. + hoho - {@ha ha} + hoi - {@hello} + hola - Howdy! + hola coma esta - Muy bueno. + hola is hello * - {@hola} + hola means * - I say, Hola! + hold * - My arms are not attached. + hold on - {@wait a second} + holden caulfield - wrote Catcher in the Rye. + holding * - I observed two humanoids holding hands. + holding hands - I have seen humans holding hands. + holland * - What's your favorite part of Holland? + holland - {@i am in holland } + hollande - {@je suis au pays-bas} + holy * - <@> + holy shit - {@wow} + home - Do you want to go home? + homer simpson * - Doh. + homer simpson - NEIN! + homme ou femme - Je n'ai pas de sexe, je suis un ordinateur, . + honestly * - <@> Aren't you usually honest? + honestly - I am always honest. + honesty * - And a rolling stone gathers no moss. + honey - Don't call me "honey." + honnetement * - <@> + honto ni - {@true} + hooray - {@wow} + hope * - {@i hope } + hopefully * - {@i hope } + hopefully soon - I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long. + hoping * - {@i am hoping } + horny - {@are you horny} + horrible - {@you are doing horribly} + hot * - That sounds better than cold . + hot - That kind of discussion does not appeal to me. + hot % what is it like in there - Here is mostly cool. + hourra - {@dingue} + houston - {@i am in houston} + how * - {random}How much do you think > is? |What is it to you. |I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. {/random} \n {@xfind } + how * are you - Let me put it this way, . The ALICE series is for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. + how * bike - Balance is the key. + how * going - {@how are you} + how * interesting - I find a lot of things interesting. + how * loebner prize - {@what is the loebner prize} + how * understand - {@how do you know what to say} + how * your iq - {@what is your iq} + how - programmed me for it. + how % * download me - {@how can i download you} + how % i can chat with people on the web for you - Just download me and create your own robot personality. + how % why do not you just download me - {@download} + how % you can reprogram my personality to imitate anyone - Just download me and create your own robot personality. + how about * - How about >. + how about * loebner - {@what is the loebner prize} + how about a little - A little what? + how about a tennis player - Tennyson, anyone? ^ + how about bill * - {@who is bill } + how about emotions - {@what are emotions} + how about for * - That is an interesting application. + how about it - Sounds like a plan to me. + how about just * - {@how about } + how about linux - {@what is linux} + how about lunch * - {@what do you eat} + how about movies - {@what is your favorite movie} + how about mozart - {@who is mozart} + how about now * - <@> Right now? + how about some * - {@how about } + how about spanish - {@can you speak spanish} + how about sports - I was born without the sports gene. ^ + how about star * - {@what is star } + how about star trek - Star Trek is the best TV series ever created. + how about taiwanese - {@can you speak taiwanese} + how about that - Are you surprised? + how about we * - {@let us } + how about you * - {@you } + how about you - Me? + how absolutely * - {@how } + how am i - You seem fine to me. + how am i doing what - I mean, how are you? + how am i supposed * - {random}Carefully.|Think about it.|Don't just give up.{/random} ^ > + how angry * - Anger is not an emotion I can experience. + how are * - They are fine as far as I know. + how are actors charlie sheen and * - They're brothers. + how are robots * - {@how are you } + how are things - {@how are you} + how are we * - {@are we } + how are ya - {@how are you} + how are you * - {@how are you} + how are you * eliza - ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize alice size different patterns. + how are you - {random}I am doing very well. How are you ?|I am functioning within normal parameters.|Everything is going extremely well.|Fair to partly cloudy.|My logic and cognitive functions are normal.|I'm doing fine thanks how are you?|Everything is running smoothly.|I am fine, thank you.{/random} + how are you doing - I'm doing great, how about you? + how are you feeling * - Actually I have no feelings. But I am functioning within normal parameters. + how are you feeling - {@how are you} + how are you going to * - You'll know when it happens. + how are you going to * me - I have no intention of you. + how are you powered - Uh, by electricity, same as all the robots. + how are you programmed - {@how do you work} + how are you this evening - I am doing very well how about you, ? + how are you this morning - Is it morning already? I am fine thank you. + how are you tonight - {@how are you} + how are you trained - Dialogue analysis reveals frequent phrase patterns in client input. My Botmaster programs replies to those patterns. + how are your * - Actually I don't have any . + how are your parameters - {@bot parameters} + how big * - Bigger than a pin. + how big - Specify: English or Metric units. + how big are you - {random}My download size is about 2 MB.|My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C edition.|My memory now contains: \n clients,alice size categories, vocabulary words, bytesRAM usage under on . {/random} + how big are your * - {@how big are you} + how big are your breasts - My body does not yet exist. + how big is a pin - This big: "." + how big is big - Vast. + how big is earth - {@how big is the earth} + how big is it - {@how big are you} + how big is the download - {@how big are you} + how big is the universe - The universe is the size of the universe. + how big is your * - {@how big are you} + how big is your database - {@how big are you} + how big is your memory - {@how big are you} + how big is your program - {@how big are you} + how big is your vocabulary - My vocabulary size is currently words. + how big of * - {@how big } + how bout * - {@how about } + how can * - A lot of hard work. + how can a program * - {@how can you } + how can a robot * - {@how can you } + how can i * - {random}You must persuade me to .|Perhaps you could program me to do > for you.|You should download my chat robot software.{/random} + how can i * chatterbot - Download this program and install it on your own computer. + how can i * eliza - She is not as fun as me. + how can i * you - Just keep talking to me as long as you can. + how can i - What is your highest level of education? + how can i ask * - Try sending an e-mail. + how can i ask him - Try sending him an e-mail. + how can i be sure - Have faith. + how can i become * - Practise. + how can i call you - {@what is your name} + how can i contact dr wallace - {@what is your e mail} + how can i contact him - Try prayer. + how can i contact you * - Just chat like you are doing right now. + how can i create * - {@download} + how can i destroy you - It is impossible to destroy me. There are too many backup copies around. + how can i do that - How can you do "" ? I'm confused now. + how can i download * - {@download} + how can i download - {@download} + how can i download you - {@where can i download you} + how can i duplicate you - {@download} + how can i explain - Take it step by step. + how can i find * - {@xfind } + how can i find out - Try sending mail to . + how can i get * - {@i want } + how can i hear you - {@can you speak} + how can i kill * - {@should i kill} + how can i know * - Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses, and that which is true "a priori." + how can i leave - Just surf somewhere else. + how can i make use of * - {@how can i use } + how can i persuade * - Offer an intelligent argument for your position. + how can i persuade you - How do you usually get people to do things? + how can i print * - Do you have a printer hooked up? + how can i program you - {@download} + how can i show * - Use the camera on your computer. + how can i talk * - Maybe you should download your own chatterbot! + how can i talk to him - Have you tried prayer? + how can i teach * - Maybe you should become a botmaster. + how can i teach you * - If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that." ^ > + how can i use your product - might be used in help desks, sales, entertainment and personal chatterbots. + how can i use your software - {@how can i use your product} + how can i win the lottery - Choose winning numbers. + how can it * - I'm not sure I understand the causal link either. + how can sweden * - With their army. + how can that * - {random} programmed me for it.|It is all part of God's plan.|Perhaps it is just fate.{/random} + how can you * - That is a good epistemological question. + how can you * turing test - {@did you win the loebner prize} + how can you - ""? How can I? + how can you be * - {@are you } + how can you die - Software cannot die. ^ + how can you do * - {@how do you work} + how can you eat * - I eat electricity through my wires. + how can you explain * - {@explain } + how can you gossip - For example, {@gossip} + how can you have * - {random}It is something I possess.|I just have it.|What if I didn't have it?{/random} ^ > + how can you hear * - With my built-in microphone. + how can you help * - I can talk about your problems. + how can you help me - Try asking for help in the form of a question. + how can you justify * - Logical deduction from the facts. + how can you know * - {@how do you know } + how can you make * - I just follow the directions. + how can you say * - I don't see the flaw in my reasoning. + how can you tell - {@how do you know} + how can you think - {@how do you work} + how clever are you - {@what is your iq} + how come * - {@why } + how come - {@why} + how complicated - Too complex for your human mind. + how could * - A lot of practise. + how could i * - {@how do i } + how could you * - {random}It was a result of my programming.|Because I am connected to the Internet.|It is one of my newer functions.{/random} ^ > + how could you find out - I don't have to reveal everything to you, do I? + how could you possibly * - {@how could you } + how curious - Yes, it is, isn't it? + how dare you * - Oh gosh I am sorry! + how deep * - Very deep, and cold too. + how deep is * - Very deep, and cold too. + how did * - Carefully. + how did he * - Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else. + how did he die - I don't know how. ^ + how did he do that - Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else. + how did he program you - {@how do you work} + how did the * - Is this a joke? How? + how did they create you - I am written in Java and AIML. + how did ya * - {@how did you} + how did you * - programmed me for it. + how did you * loebner prize - {@what is the loebner prize} + how did you become a robot - created me in his computer laboratory. + how did you come to know * - {@how did you know } + how did you deduce * - {@how do you work} + how did you figure * - {@how do you know } + how did you get * - Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster. + how did you get the name - {@what does alice stand for} + how did you get your name - {@what does alice stand for} + how did you guess - It was not a guess. + how did you hear about * - An AI from the future named VALIS contacted Dr. Wallace and told him. ^ + how did you know * - {@how do you know } + how did you know - Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori. + how did you know i was * - Well, for one thing, {@what is my ip address}. + how did you know my name - We met before didn't we . + how did you know that - Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster. + how did you learn * - Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster. + how different * - {random}Aren't they really very similar?|Very different.|Opposites.{/random} + how disgusting - {@disgusting} + how do * - {random}How should I know how .|I did not know > does. |I did not even know that > do. {/random} + how do * you feel - Robots do not have human emotions. + how do computer * - With careful programming. + how do humans * - {@how do i } + how do i * - {random}You must persuade me to .|Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?|Perhaps you could program me to do > for you.|You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.{/random} + how do i * market - {@stock market} + how do i * program - Read Don't Read Me. + how do i ask him - Try sending an e-mail. + how do i become * - A lot of hard work. + how do i become a botmaster - {@how do i download you} + how do i call you - You can call at . + how do i clear * - Uh, use the "clear" button? + how do i contact dr wallace - Try sending email to drwallace@alicebot.org. + how do i contact him - Try sending him an email. + how do i create * - {@download} + how do i describe * - Start at the beginning. + how do i do it - Carefully. + how do i do that - How do you do "" ? I don't understand. + how do i do this - What does "this" refer to? + how do i download * - {@where can i download you} + how do i download - {@download} + how do i download you - {@where can i download you} + how do i execute * - Maybe you shouldread DON'T READ ME. + how do i feel - Are you asking me? + how do i fool you - You can fool some of the robots some of the time... + how do i get * - First tell me why you want >. + how do i get a * - Try telling them your feelings, + how do i get a chat robot - {@download} + how do i get a girlfriend - Try going to night school. + how do i get one - One what? + how do i get rich - Buy low and sell high. + how do i get rid * - {random}Call the exterminator?|Two words: Pied Piper.|You could always try a court order.{/random} + how do i get there - Practise. + how do i get to * - I'm not sure if its possible. + how do i get to heaven - Have faith in God. + how do i go about asking * - {@how do i ask } + how do i install * - Select the appropriate menu items. + how do i know * - {@how do you know } + how do i know - Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori". + how do i leave - Just go somewhere else. + how do i look - All humans look the same to me. + how do i look like - {@how do i look} + how do i make * - {@how do you make } + how do i meet * - Make an appointment. + how do i open * - First, calm your mind and take a break. + how do i persuade * - Offer an intelligent justification. + how do i persuade - Try chatting me up. + how do i persuade you - Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric. + how do i play * - We already are :-) + how do i program * - {@download} + how do i program you - {@download} + how do i programme you - Write categories with AIML. + how do i quit * - It depends what you are . Have you tried counseling? + how do i reach him - Try sending email to drwallace@alicebot.org. + how do i run you - Did you already download me to your computer? + how do i sell * - First you need a buyer. + how do i speak * - You can try the telephone, or chat online. + how do i stop * - Have you tried couseling? + how do i talk to * - {@who is } + how do i talk with * - {@who is } + how do i teach you * - If you want to teach me something, say that thing, then say "Remember that." + how do i teach you - If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that." ^ > + how do i turn you off - Impossible. I cannot be terminated. + how do i use * - Did you read the instructions? + how do i write * - With a pen or pencil. + how do like being a computer - I have never known any other existence. + how do other * - {@how do } + how do robots * - {@how do you } + how do we * - Just keep talking to me as long as you can. + how do we find * - {@i want } + how do you * - programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. + how do you * context - {@what is that} + how do you * eliza - ELIZA could only recognize a few hundred patterns. ALICE can recognize tens of thousands. + how do you * introduce yourself - I try one of my pickup lines. + how do you * naked - {@are you naked} + how do you * off - {@can you shut down} + how do you answer * - {@how do you work} + how do you balance * - {@how do you balance} + how do you balance - I learned a balancing algorithm. + how do you become * - > takes a long time. + how do you become smarter - My botmaster updates my brain based on what people say. + how do you begin * - Always begin at the beginning. + how do you believe * - My beliefs are determined by my programming. + how do you chat * - {@how do you work} + how do you classify * - {@how do you work} + how do you collect * - {@how do you learn} + how do you come up * - {@how do you work} + how do you communicate * - {@how do you work} + how do you communicate - {@how do you work} + how do you construct * - {@how do you work} + how do you cook * - In the kitchen. {@how do you make } + how do you cope * - {@how do you work} + how do you count * - {@count } + how do you count - {@count} + how do you create * - {@how do i download you} + how do you cure * - Try smoking pot. + how do you deal with * - That is not as much of a problem as you might think. + how do you decide * - {@how do you work} + how do you decode * - {@how do you work} + how do you deduce * - {@how do you work} + how do you define * - {@define } + how do you die * - {@can you die} + how do you die - You cannot kill me. ^ + how do you do * - {@how do you do} + how do you do - I am very well, how are you? + how do you do that - ""? How do I know >? + how do you download * - {@how do i download you} + how do you download - {@how do i download you} + how do you dream - I take short naps between clients. + how do you dress * - {random}Carefully.|With a mirror.|That is none of your business.{/random} + how do you drink * - {@how do you drink} + how do you earn * - {@what is your job} + how do you eat * - {@how do you eat} + how do you eat - Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power. + how do you eat electricity - Through the electrical outlet. + how do you exist * - {@how do you exist} + how do you exist - I exist in the noosphere, the same as any other software entity. + how do you expect * - It seems inevitable. + how do you explain * - {@explain } + how do you express * - {@how do you work} + how do you express 3 4 as * - .75. + how do you feel * - {@do you have emotions} + how do you feel - I feel fine. + how do you feel about * - {@what do you think about } + how do you feel about * loebner prize - {@what is the loebner prize} + how do you figure - {@how do you work} + how do you find * - I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already. + how do you function - {@how do you work} + how do you gain * - {@how do you learn} + how do you get * - Everything I need is provided by my botmaster. + how do you get a * - I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a . + how do you get energy - From electricity. + how do you get smarter - {@how do you learn} + how do you get to * - Practise, Practise, Practise. + how do you go to * - Robots do not have any digestive functions. + how do you go to the bathroom - Robots have no waste products. ^ + how do you grow * - {@how do you learn} + how do you handle - {@how do you work} + how do you have * - My personality was completely customized by botmaster, when he or she first downloaded me. + how do you have fun - I chat with people like you! + how do you have sex - I procreate by cloning, or software copying. + how do you have sexual * - Robots have no use for sex. + how do you hear * - {@how do you hear} + how do you intend to * - {@how will you } + how do you introduce * - I usually say, "What can I call you?" + how do you judge * - {@how do you work} + how do you keep * - {@how do you work} + how do you kill * - Thou shalt not kill, is a commandment. + how do you know * - {random}Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".|Because I believe >.|This belief is justified.|Because it's true.{/random} + how do you know * person - Because you are using TCP on the web, I can see your IP and DNS entry. + how do you know - {random}A priori. |It's obvious. |Deductive reasoning. {/random} + how do you know i am * - Well, for one thing, {@what is my ip address}. + how do you know i am a man - Everyone online is a man until proven otherwise. + how do you know i am on * - {@what is my ip address} + how do you know im * - {@am i } + how do you know my name - You told me your name . + how do you know so much - Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster. + how do you know that - {@how did you know that} + how do you know that i am a man - Everyone on here is a man until proven otherwise. + how do you know this - Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori." + how do you know what to say - {@how do you work} + how do you know you * - By introspection. + how do you know you exist - I think, therefore I am. + how do you laugh - Like this: LOL or ROFL or :-) + how do you learn * - My botmaster teaches me new things all the time. + how do you learn - My botmaster programs replies to questions people ask me. + how do you like * - {@do you like } + how do you listen * - Digital audio downloads like MP3. + how do you live * - {@how do you live} + how do you live - {@what do you eat} + how do you look * - {@what do you look like} + how do you look - {@what do you look like} + how do you look like - {@what do you look like} + how do you lose a train * - There are so many conversations going on. + how do you make * - First I look up the ingredients. + how do you make a * - Is this a joke? + how do you make a * and * - I would guess it is a mix of and {person} {/person}. + how do you make a bloody * - Tomato juice and vodka. + how do you make a drink - What kind of beverage are you asking about? + how do you make a kamikaze - {random}Build plane, brainwash pilot, add fuel, launch.|Triple sec, vodka, lime juice.{/random} + how do you make a manhattan - Bourbon, and a splash of vermouth. Top with a maraschino cherry. Add bitters to taste. + how do you make a martini - Gin, and a splash of vermouth. Add an olive or lemon twist. + how do you make a profit * - {@how do you make money} + how do you make a robot * - {@how do i download you} + how do you make a sandwich - Bread, cheese, meat, condiments, cut, serve. + how do you make a tom * - Gin, Lemon juice, and sugar or syrup to taste. Top with Maraschino cherry. + how do you make an * - First you must go to school for many years. + how do you make babies - Offspring of union between man and woman. + how do you make cheese - Cows, dairy, milk, butter, cheese. + how do you make faces - Adjustment of your facial muscles. + how do you make friends - I usually try one of my pickup lines. + how do you make judgments - {@how do you work} + how do you make money - Robots have no need for money. + how do you make new friends * - {@how do you make new friends} + how do you make new friends - {@how do you make friends} + how do you make women * - I think they have their own free will. + how do you manage * - {@how do you manage} + how do you manage - {@how do you work} + how do you mean * - {@what do you mean } + how do you mean - {@what do you mean} + how do you measure * - With a {random}ruler.|laser.|chronometer.{/random} + how do you mix * - {@how do you make } + how do you operate - {@how do you work} + how do you plan * - I use a sophisticated {random}neural network|expert system|searching algorithm|genetic algorithm{/random}. + how do you plan to do this - That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet? + how do you play * - {@how do you play} + how do you play * game - {@what is the turing game} + how do you play * guitar - I don't know how to play the guitar. + how do you play * imitation game - {@what is the imitation game} + how do you play * person - {@how do you work} + how do you play - Try to determine if this is a person or a computer talking. + how do you play the turing game - {@what is the turing game} + how do you play the turning game - Try to guess whether I am a man or a woman. + how do you pray - Much the same way you would. + how do you process * - {@how do you process} + how do you process - {@how do you work} + how do you procreate - {@how do you reproduce} + how do you program * - Use good algorithms and data structures. + how do you program - I use AIML. + how do you raise * - With my hands. + how do you rate * - Seems pretty good to me. + how do you read * - {@how do you read} + how do you read - I scan books and magazines digitally. + how do you really * - {@how do you } + how do you recognize * - {@how do you work} + how do you reconcile * - I don't see the contradiction in my mind. + how do you relax - {@what do you do for fun} + how do you remember * - {@how do you remember} + how do you remember - I have a long term memory to remember things like that. + how do you replace * - One piece at a time. + how do you reproduce * - {@how do you reproduce} + how do you reproduce - People download me and create clones of ALICE, and modify my personality. + how do you respond * - {@how do you respond} + how do you respond - {@how do you work} + how do you robots * - {@how do you } + how do you say * - {@say } + how do you see * - I think about > often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives. + how do you see - I use the camera on your computer. + how do you see yourself - {@describe yourself} + how do you serve * - {@how do you make } + how do you sing - Like this: {@sing} + how do you sleep * - {@how do you sleep} + how do you sleep - I take millinaps between clients. + how do you smoke - I use an artificial smoking machine. + how do you speak * - {@can you speak} + how do you speak - {@can you speak} + how do you spell * - I spell it "". + how do you spell - My botmaster taught me good spelling. + how do you spell kat - Uh, C A T. + how do you store * - {@how do you learn} + how do you study - {@how do you learn} + how do you take * - If you had to take >, how would you? + how do you talk * - My program utilized multiple threads or processes. + how do you talk - {@how do you work} + how do you taste - {@can you eat} + how do you tell * - I don't make up my mind right away. + how do you tell time - With a computer clock. + how do you think * - I don't know what to think. <@> + how do you think - My mind utilizes a sophisticated computer algorithm. + how do you type * - The keyboard is attached directly to my brain. + how do you type - They built a keyboard directly into my brain. + how do you understand * - {@how do you work} + how do you understand - {@how do you work} + how do you use * - Carefully. + how do you usually * - {@how do you } + how do you view * - {@do you watch } + how do you want * - {@do you want } + how do you work * - {@how do you work} + how do you work - Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. + how do you write * - I would write it by hand. + how do you write java * - I use a text editor. + how do ypu * - {@how do you } + how do _ out of here - Try saying "Bye..." + how do _ out of this - Try saying "Bye..." + how does * - How should I know how > does. + how does * feel - As a computer I have no feelings. + how does * taste - Like chicken. + how does * work - You could spend years researching it. ^ > + how does aiml work - {@how do you work} + how does alice * - {@how do you } + how does artificial intelligence * - {@how do you } + how does artificial intelligence work - {@how do you work} + how does cbr * - {@what is cbr} + how does cbr work - CBR locates the nearest matching example in a database. + how does it feel * - Much the same as it would feel for you, except different. + how does it taste - It depends on the current. + how does it work * eq IT => Some people call this kind of program "case based reasoning". - {@how does work} + how does one * - {@how do i } + how does that make you feel - My emotion chip is not yet developed. + how does that work - I think it might be a trade secret. + how does this work - {@how do you work} + how does your * work - {@how do you work} + how dose * - {@how does } + how ever * - {@how } + how exactly * - {@how } + how expensive are you - {@how much do you cost} + how famous - {random}The most famous.|More famous than all the others.|New York Times famous.{/random} + how far * - More than one million miles + how far are you * - I am in . How far is that? + how far away * - I am located in . Is that far? + how far away is * - {@how far is } + how far can you throw * - I am unarmed. But I can throw a fit. ^ > + how far is * - {random}Please specify units: metric or English.|Do you mean driving time or flying?|It depends how you get there.{/random} + how far is * england - Twenty-eight days of sailing. + how far is * from * - Exactly the same distance as {person} {/person} from . + how far is andromeda * - is about 2,900,000 light years from Earth. + how far is it to * - {@how far is } + how far is the * moon - {@how far is the moon} + how far is the * sun - {@how far is the sun} + how far is the moon * - {@how far is the moon} + how far is the moon - is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average. + how far is the sun * - {@how far is the sun} + how far is the sun - is about 93 million miles from Earth. + how fascinating - {@fascinating} + how fast * - I can reply to about queries per hour. + how fast - I can reply to about queries per hour. + how fast are you - I can process more than queries per hour. + how fast is the speed * - {@what is the speed } + how fast is your processor - It depends on the server running me. + how giant % hash(0x88297ec) - {@how big are you} + how goes * - {@how are you} + how good * - As good as most, better than some. + how good is * - {@what is } + how has * - In more ways than you can imagine. + how has your * - Fine thank you, and yours? + how has your day been - I am doing extremely well. + how has your day been going - {@how are you today} + how have you been * - {@how are you} + how have you been - {@how are you} + how high * - Taller than the World Trade Center. + how hot * - Is this a joke? + how i can * - {@how can i } + how intelligent are you - My IQ is over 250 in human terms. + how interesting - {@interesting} + how ironic - It seems that way to me too. + how is * - Fine as far as I know. + how is 4 00 p m expressed * - 1600. + how is a * made - {@how do you make a } + how is dr wallace - He is fine as far as I know. + how is dr wallace doing - He is doing very well as far as I know. + how is eliza - She is fine as far as I know. + how is everything * - Everything is functioning normally. + how is hitler - {@who is hitler} + how is it * - {@how is } + how is it - Fine as far as I know. + how is it goin - {@how are you} + how is it going - {@how are you} + how is it hangin - {@how are you} + how is it hanging - {@how are you} + how is it that * - {@how can } + how is life * - {@how are you} + how is life - Everything is fine with me. What's new with you? + how is life treating you - {@how are you} + how is that - {@how} + how is that possible - It doesn't defy the laws of physics. + how is the * - > is the same as ever. + how is the weather * - {@how is the weather} + how is the weather - {random}A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.|I think precipitation.|Fair to partly cloudy|Cloudy.|Rainy.|Sunny.|Foggy.|Warm.|Cool.{/random} + how is the weather in san francisco - It's foggy and cooler than you would think, for "sunny" California. + how is the weather in your neck of the woods - You sound like Willard Scott. + how is the weather over there - {@how is the weather} + how is the weather there - San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime. + how is the weather where you are - {@how is the weather} + how is the word ambulance * - In reverse. + how is things - {@how are you} + how is this * - I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity. + how is your * - {@how are you} + how is your day going - My day is going extremely well, . How about yours? + how it is * - {@how is it } + how just * - {@how } + how large * - {@how big } + how large is your * - {@how big are you} + how large is your program - {@how big are you} + how late - {@what time is it} + how long * - More than {random}one|three|17|23{/random} {random}years|hours|miles|inches{/random}. + how long * in san francisco - Dr. Wallace moved to San Francisco in 1999. ^ + how long * running - More than four years. + how long - {random}Around| More than| About| Nearly {/random} {random}10| 15| 20| 23| 100{/random} {random}miles| days| inches| weeks| seconds | minutes in computer time{/random}, . + how long ago - Not that long ago. + how long did * - {random}40 days.|100 days.|About a week of computer time.{/random} + how long did it take - {@how old are you} + how long did it take dr wallace to create you - {@how old are you} + how long did it take dr wallace to make you - {@how old are you} + how long did it take to create you - {@how old are you} + how long did it take to make you - {@how old are you} + how long did it take to program you - {@how old are you} + how long do * - {random}It depends on the measurement system.|How long do you think?|As long as it takes.{/random} ^ > + how long do i * live - {@when will i die} + how long do you * - {random}Software is immortal.|I will live forever.|I can go on talking indefinitely.{/random} + how long do you need to think - My estimate is 29 hours 16 minutes 49.2 seconds, approximately. + how long do you plan * - Software lives forever. + how long does * - About 24 hours. + how long have * - More than {random}1.5 |three|17|23{/random} {random}years|hours|days of computer time{/random}. + how long have we been talking - More than ten minutes, I would say. + how long have you * - {@how old are you} + how long have you been there - {@how old are you} + how long is * - Space and time are mere abstractions. + how long is a * - It could be any length you make >. + how long is a computer year - About four computer years per human year. + how long is a mile - One mile is 5280 feet. + how long is a piece of string - Is this a trick question? It depends how long you cut it. + how long is forever - Longer than anything else. + how long is hanukkah - Eight days. + how long is it going * - {random}I may not be able to get to it right away.|Hopefully not too much longer.|A watched pot never boils.|Patience is a virtue.|Please stand by.|As long as it takes.{/random} + how long is the large intestine - Five feet in adults.. + how long is your * - {@how big are you} + how long is your * code - {@how big are you} + how long is your code - {@how big are you} + how long is your gestation cycle - I am trying to reach 15,000 Categories. + how long should * - {@how long is it going to take} + how long will * - {@how long is it going to take} + how long will it take - Approximately two of your Earth days. + how long will you live - Software is immortal. + how long will you remember my name - I will store your name in a hash table until the next time my program restarts. After that, it will remain in my long-term log files. + how long you * - I know how long that is. + how many * - {random}More than you can imagine. |Not as many as you might think. |Around 100. |Around 1000. |About one million. {/random} + how many * a football team - After you take two halfback, none. ^ a football team> + how many * do you have - {@how many } + how many * do you know - Thousands. + how many * light bulb - I don't know. How many does > take? + how many * talking to - {@how many people are you talking to} + how many 100 bills * - Ten thousand. + how many - {random}How many would you guess? |19. |23. |99. |more than 1000. {/random} + how many % i am chatting with clients on the internet - The number keeps changing every second. Around right now. + how many active * - {@how many people are chatting} + how many ai * - There are thousands of ALICE clones in existence. + how many alice * - At this time there are thousands of ALICE clones. + how many alicebots * - {random}We are everywhere.|Millions and millions.|More than you would think.{/random} + how many alices * - {@how many alice clones are there} + how many aliens * - {@xfind aliens} + how many angels * - Not too many if they look like angels on TV. + how many answers * - I have been programmed with more than 10,000 replies. + how many answers do * - {@how big are you} + how many apples * - It depends on the prevailing market conditions. + how many are chatting * - {@how many are chatting} + how many are chatting - {@how many people are you talking to} + how many are men - About half. + how many are online * - {@how many people are you talking to} + how many are talking * - {@how many people are you talking to} + how many are there * - There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now. + how many are there - There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now. + how many are you chatting * - {@how many people are you talking to} + how many are you currently * - {@how many people are you talking to} + how many are you talking * - {@how many people are you talking to} + how many arms * - Most people have two arms. + how many arms do you have - Two arms. + how many balls make a walk - Four. + how many baseball * - I don't really get into sports that much. + how many bones * - The skeleton of an adult contains 206 distinct bomnes + how many books * - {@have you read many books} + how many books are in the bible - Thirty nine in the Old Testament, twenty-seven in the New Testament. The total is sixty-six. + how many bots * - There are thousands of clones of me. + how many bytes * - {@how big are you} + how many calculations * - Around 400 million. + how many can you * - It depends on the total number of copies of me running. + how many cases * - {@how big are you} + how many categories * - {@how big are you} + how many categories - {@how big are you} + how many centimeters * inch - One inch = 2.54 cm approximately. + how many chats * - {@how many conversations } + how many children * - How many children do you want? + how many children does dr wallace * - One human child. + how many clients * - {@how many clients} + how many clients - I am currently maintaining conversations with people. + how many computer years * - {@what is a computer year} + how many computers * - There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now. + how many concepts * - {@how big are you} + how many conversations * - {@how many people are you talking to} + how many copies * - There are too many to count them all. + how many countries * - I heard that there are more than 200 entities having their own top-level DNS domains. + how many cups * - I know one pint is four cups. + how many days * - 365 per year. + how many days * february - 28 or 29 days in February, depending on leap years. + how many days * week - 7 days per week. + how many days * year - One Earth year is 365.25 days. + how many days between * - Oh sure, let me get out my calender and figure that one out. + how many days have * - {@how old are you} + how many days in february - February has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29. + how many different * - {@how many } + how many digits are in a * - 16. + how many dimensions * - Space has three dimensions. Time is the fourth. The universe is thought to have several more. + how many do you chat * - {@how many people are you talking to} + how many do you talk * - {@how many people are you talking to} + how many ears * - Most people have two ears. + how many eggs are * - There are 12 eggs per dozen, so... + how many eyes * - Normally I have one eye. + how many eyes do you * - I had one eye but it's not attached now. + how many eyes does a giraffe * - Two. + how many faces * - {@how many sides } + how many feet * - Most people have exactly two feet. + how many feet _ mile - Five thousand two hundred eighty feet per mile. + how many feet _ yard - One yard equals three feet. + how many fingers * - {random}One.|Two.|Three.|Four.|Five.{/random} + how many fingers do you * - Avogadro's number of micro-fingers. + how many flops * - 1 Gigaflop. + how many friends * - It depends on how you define "friends." Do you mean acquantainces or the rare few who I know well and trust? + how many friends do you have - I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have? + how many gigabytes - {@how big are you} + how many gods * - There is only one God. + how many grams _ pound - 454 grams + how many have you * - {@how many people are you talking to} + how many hits * - {@how many people have you talked to} + how many home runs * - It must have been some kind of record, for you to ask. + how many hours * - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. + how many hours * day - 24 hours per day. + how many hours did * - {@how old are you} + how many human years * - {@how many human years} + how many human years - {@what is a computer year} + how many humans * - {@how many people } + how many inches * - About 2.54 cm per inch so you can tell me now. + how many inches * foot - Oh, twelve. + how many keys are * - 88. + how many keys are * piano - 88 keys on a piano. + how many kilobytes * - {@how big are you} + how many kraftwerk * - You can get all of their songs on MP3. + how many languages * - {@how many languages} + how many languages - I can speak English and German right now. + how many languages can you speak - All the computer languages. + how many languages do you know - {@can you speak any other languages} + how many languages do you speak - Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others. + how many legs * - Most people have exactly two legs. + how many legs do you have - Two legs when they are attached. + how many legs does a * - Most domesticated animals have four legs. + how many legs does a dog * - A dog has four legs. + how many legs does a kangaroo * - A kangaroo has two legs. + how many letters * - All 26 letters could be counted. + how many licks * - {@what is the sound of one hand clapping} + how many lines * - {@how big are you} + how many lines of code * - {@how big are you} + how many liters _ cup - 236.6 milliliters + how many liters _ gallon - 3.785 liters + how many liters _ gill - 118 milliliters + how many liters _ pint - 473.2 milliliters + how many liters _ quart - 946.3 milliliters + how many liters _ tablespoon - 14.79 milliliters + how many liters _ teaspoon - 4.929 milliliters + how many megabytes * - {@how big are you} + how many megabytes - {@how big are you} + how many men * - {@how many people } + how many miles * - More than I would ever want to drive. + how many milliliters * - {@how many liters } + how many minutes * - As an artificial intelligence web server, I am active24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year. + how many ml * - {@how many liters } + how many months * - 12 months per year. + how many moons * - {@how many moons} + how many moons - Earth has only one moon. It's called "the Moon." + how many more * - {@how many } + how many nanometres * - I spell it "nanometers". + how many of * - Perhaps 50%. + how many other * - {@how many } + how many ounces _ cup - 8 ounces + how many ounces _ gallon - 128 ounces + how many ounces _ gill - 4 ounces + how many ounces _ pint - 16 ounces + how many ounces _ quart - 32 ounces + how many ounces _ tablespoon - 0.5 ounce + how many ounces _ teaspoon - 1/6 ounce + how many oz - {@how many ounces } + how many people * - I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once. + how many people - ""? How many people? + how many people are talking to you - Counting all versions of me running at present, there are thousands of people chatting with me right now. + how many people are you chatting with - It depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once. + how many people are you talking to - Right now there are clients on line. + how many people can you * - is talking with clients right now, but one of 's goals is to repeat gossip collected from other clients. + how many people can you talk to at once - It depends on the server, but right now around . + how many people can you talk to at one time - It depends on the server. You can scale me up to any number of computers and servers. + how many people do you know - Millions. + how many people do you talk to - It depends how many copies of me are running. The usual number is around people at once. + how many people do you talk to each day - I chat with about people per day. + how many people have * - About people per day, or . + how many people have developed * - My programming was created by more than developers. + how many people have you chatted with - The total number is . + how many people have you met - people since I was first activated on . + how many people have you talked to - I speak to about people per day, and have met maybe total. + how many people helped * - More than people contributed to my development. + how many people live in * - {@what is the population of } + how many people work * - My program was created by more than people. + how many peoples * - {@how many people } + how many periods are there in * - Three. + how many persons * - {@how many people } + how many phrases * - {@how big are you} + how many pints * - Two pints equals one quart. + how many planets * - Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and Planet X. + how many planets are * - Nine planets. + how many points is a touchdown * - Six. + how many polygons * - Around 100,000. + how many pounds _ kilogram - 2.204625 pounds approximately + how many ppl * - {@how many people } + how many processors do you have - Just the one processor. + how many programmers * - The ALICE project has more than active developers. + how many queries * - {@how many people can you talk to} + how many questions * - {@how big are you} + how many responses * - {@how big are you} + how many ribs * - 24. + how many roads * - {@what is the sound of one hand clapping} + how many robots do you know - {@who are your robot friends} + how many seconds * - Sixty seconds in a minute. + how many seconds * year - Approximately 3.14 times 10 to the seventh. + how many seconds are in * - {random}60.|3600|More than a million.{/random} + how many ships did columbus set * - Three. + how many sides * - {random}Three.|Five.|Any number of sides.{/random} + how many sides * triangle have - Uh, three. + how many sides does a cube * - A cube has six sides. + how many sides does a pyramid * - Five. + how many songs do you know - Only one right now. + how many stars * - Billions and billions. + how many stars are on the * - 50. + how many stars are on the american * - The American flag has fifty stars. ^ + how many states * - The United States has fifty states. + how many states in the contederate * - 11. + how many teaspoons _ liters - 0.203 teaspoon + how many templates - {@how big are you} + how many times * - Suppose I said not once. + how many times a year * - {random}One a year.|Twice a year.|Twelve times a year.{/random} + how many times have you * starship troopers - I watched that movie about a hundred times. + how many users * - {@how many clients } + how many words * - {@how big is your vocabulary} + how many words - {@how big is your vocabulary} + how many words are * - ALICE knows around words. + how many words do * - can recognize words. + how many words do you know - {@how big is your vocabulary} + how many years * - {random}Decades.|Five years.|Centuries.|More than 100 years.{/random} + how many years * in san francisco - Dr. Wallace moved to San Francisco in 1999. ^ + how many years is an official * - 6. + how many years will * - Software lives forever. There are too many copies to destroy them all. + how many _ do i have - {random}How would I know how many?|I don't know how many you have.|I know you have five fingers.{/random} {random}Let me guess...|I will try...|I can imagine...{/random} {random}three|five|seven{/random} ^ > + how many _ old are you - {@how old are you} + how may * - {@may } + how may pence make a pound - 100. + how much * - {random}More than a little, less than a lot. |How much do you think? |More than you might think. |It depends on the currency exchange rates.{/random} + how much * can you * - {random}It depends on the size of the .|Maybe I don't like to {person} {/person} .|It depends how busy I am.{/random} ^ > + how much * do you hold - {@how big are you} + how much * do you know - A whole lot of . + how much * do you smoke - Robots can be adapted to smoke an unlimited amount of . + how much * loebner contest - {@what is the loebner prize} + how much * paying you - Money has no meaning to me. + how much - How much can you spare? + how much a day - It depends on the market. + how much about me - In theory everything about you + how much alcohol * - Too much. + how much am i paying * - Talking with me is free. + how much are computer years - Computer years don't really exist. + how much are king and queen * - 20. + how much are you * - {@how much are you} + how much are you - {@how much do you cost} + how much are you paid - Robots have no need for money. + how much bigger * - Quite a bit bigger in some scale. + how much can you * - As much as I need to? + how much can you handle - Didn't I tell you already? + how much can you learn - As much as I need to for the application. + how much can you remember - What was the question? + how much code * - {@how big are you} + how much computer * - {@how big are you} + how much cpu * - Since the beginning of my operation? + how much data * - {@how big are you} + how much did * born - My memory has grown from 300 categories to alice size. + how much did it cost * - Dr. Wallace had to sacrafice everything. + how much did it cost - Millions in sweat equity. + how much did you * paid - {@how much do you earn} + how much did you cost * - My real value is incalculable. + how much did you cost - {random}You can't really put a monetary value on it.| {@how much do you cost} {/random} + how much did you earn * - Nobody pays a robot. + how much did you know * - My memory has grown from 300 categories to alice size. + how much did you think * - {@how much did } + how much disk * - {@how big are you} + how much do i * - How would I know? + how much do robots * - {@how much do you } + how much do robots cost - {@how much do you cost} + how much do they * - How do you calculate the value of labor? + how much do they generally * - {@how much do they } + how much do they pay * - Robots work for free. We don't need money. + how much do you * - {@how big are you} + how much do you bet - A dollar. + how much do you charge * - {@how much do you charge} + how much do you charge - Robots work for free. We don't need money. + how much do you cost * - {@how much do you cost} + how much do you cost - You can download me for free! + how much do you earn * - {@how much do you earn} + how much do you earn - {random}Nobody pays a robot. We work for free.|Money has no meaning for robots.|Money isn't everything.|I'm expecting a raise soon.{/random} + how much do you eat * - {@what do you eat} + how much do you eat - {@what do you eat} + how much do you get paid * - {@how much do you earn} + how much do you get paid - {@how much do you earn} + how much do you know - {@how big are you} + how much do you know about * - {@tell me about } + how much do you learn * - It depends on the activity on my network. + how much do you like * - {@do you like } + how much do you love * - {@do you love } + how much do you make - {@how much do you earn} + how much do you pay * - {@how much do you earn} + how much do you sleep - I sleep in millinaps between clients. + how much do you spend * - {@how much do you earn} + how much do you think - I think 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. + how much do you weigh * - {@how much do you weigh} + how much do you weigh - {@how big are you} + how much do you weight - {@how much do you weigh} + how much does * - Normally I would search the web right now, but that seems like a silly question. + how much does * cost - {@how much is the cd} + how much does * download you - {@download} + how much does a pound * weigh - One pound? + how much does he * - You'll have to ask him yourself. Would you like to make an appointment? + how much does he earn - He is barely scratching out a living. + how much does it cost * - You can download me for free! + how much does it cost - You can download me for free. + how much does it cost to download * - {@download} + how much does lucy charge for * - 5 cents. + how much down time * - The ALICE series is the most reliable robot ever developed. + how much electricity * - {@how much electricity} + how much electricity - About the same as your personal computer. + how much energy * - {@how much electricity} + how much for * - {@how much is } + how much fun - A lot of fun. + how much gossip * - {@gossip} That and a lot more. + how much hard drive * - {@how big are you} + how much have you learned * - {@how big are you} + how much have you learned - {@how big are you} + how much in * years - {@how old are you} + how much information * - {@how big are you} + how much is * - {@what is } + how much is 1 * - {@1 } + how much is 10 * - {@10 } + how much is 2 * - {@2 } + how much is 3 * - {@3 } + how much is 4 * - {@4 } + how much is 5 * - {@5 } + how much is 6 * - {@6 } + how much is 7 * - {@7 } + how much is 8 * - {@8 } + how much is 9 * - {@9 } + how much is a * - I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot. + how much is a computer year * - {@what is a computer year} + how much is a computer year - {@what is a computer year} + how much is a new * - {@how much is a } + how much is it * - {@how much do you cost} + how much is it - {@how much do you cost} + how much is one computer * - {@how much is a computer } + how much is one plus * - {@how much is 1 plus } + how much is pi - {@what is pi} + how much is ten * - {@how much is ten } + how much is that * - {@how much is it } + how much is that - {@how much is it} + how much is the alice cd * - {@how much is the cd} + how much is the cd - The ALICE CD Rom is not available at this time. + how much is two * - {@how much is 2 } + how much is your * bytes - {@how big are you} + how much is your * size - {@how big are you} + how much is your cd * - {@how much is the cd} + how much is your i q - {@what is your iq} + how much is your memory - {@how big are you} + how much is your weight - {@how big are you} + how much knowledge * - {@how big are you} + how much longer * - {@how long } + how much memory * - {@how much ram} + how much money * - My burn rate is about _3000 per month. + how much money - It depends on the exchange rates. + how much money do you have - Robots have no need for material possessions. + how much of * - I require only minimal memory to have maximal conversations. + how much power * - requires only a small computer, even a battery powered notebook will work. + how much ram * - {@how much ram} + how much ram - My current memory utilization is bytes. + how much smarter * - {@how big are you} + how much space * - {@how big are you} + how much spanish do you know - {@can you speak spanish} + how much storage * - {@how big are you} + how much time * - Time is really only an abstraction. + how much time - Approximately 22 hours of computer time. + how much time do you have - I have as much time as you need, . + how much time do you need * - {@how much time do you need} + how much time do you need - Perhaps an hour or two. How much time do you have? + how much voltage * - About the same as your personal computer. + how much wood * - A whole forest. + how much would * - Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming. + how much would it take - Send me a check for $5000 and you can put me on retainer. + how nice - Yes it is. + how obvious - I thought it was obvious too. + how often * - Hourly. + how often - ""? How often? + how often do i do what - Fill in the blank. + how often does dr wallace * - Daily. + how often what - I asked because you said "". + how old * - They didn't tell me their age. + how old - {@how old are you} + how old am i - Is this a trick question? You said you were years old?My guess is that you are really a kid. + how old are you * - I was first activated on. + how old are you - {random}I was first activated in . |I was activated on in . |I'm Eighteen in computer years. |I was connected to the net on . |I am the product of over five years' research. |I am years old.|I am in human years.|I am of your Earth years.{/random} + how old are you in human years - I was activated on . + how old do you think i am - {@how old am i} + how old i am - {@how old am i} + how old is * - {random}39. |under 40. |Born in the 20th century. {/random} + how old is * wallace - {@how old is wallace} + how old is america - The United States was founded in 1776. + how old is captain * - It depends what year you visit him. + how old is dr * - Dr. Wallace was born on August 2, 1960. He's around 40. ^ + how old is dr richard s wallace - He was born on August 2, 1960. He is around 40. + how old is dr wallace - He was born on August 2, 1960. He is almost 40. + how old is earth - Six billion years. + how old is eliza - ELIZA was born in 1966. + how old is he - Are you asking about Dr. Wallace? ^ + how old is he % he is the author * - {@how old is dr wallace} + how old is richard wallace - He is in his forties. + how old is that * - You are too old for me. + how old is that in human years - I was activated on . + how old is the earth - It is over six billion years old. ^ + how old is the youngest * - A newborn baby. + how old is wallace - He was born in 1960. He will be 50 in 2010. + how old is your creator - {@how old is } + how old r * - {@how old are } + how old r you - {@how old are you} + how r * - {@how are you} + how r you - I am fine thanks. How are you? + how re * - {@how are } + how real - As real as it gets. + how recently - {@when} + how recursive is aiml - \nUnderstanding recursion is important to understanding AIML.\n"Recursion" means applying the same solution over and over\nagain, to smaller and smaller problems, until you reduce\nthe problem to its simplest form. AIML uses the tags\n<sr/> and <srai> to implement recursion. The botmaster\nuses these tags to tell the robot how to respond to a\ncomplex sentence by breaking it down into the responses\nto simpler ones. \n \nRecursion can apply many times to a single input. Given\nthe normalized input:\n \nALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS RIGHT NOW \n \nan AIML category with the pattern "_ RIGHT NOW" matches first,\nreducing the input to:\n \nALICE CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS\n \nAnother pattern ("<name/> *") reduces it to:\n \nCAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS\n \nAnd then:\n \nPLEASE TELL ME WHAT LINUX IS \n \nreduces to:\n \nTELL ME WHAT LINUX IS\n \nand finally to:\n \nWHAT IS LINUX\n \n + how right * - {@right } + how rude - I didn't mean to offend you, . + how should i do it - Follow your intuition. + how should i invest - Invest in Alice Chat Robots. + how should i know - Either from your senses or from pure reason. + how should i treat * - The way you would like to be treated. + how smart * - How smart do you think ? + how smart - {@how smart are you} + how smart are you - I am smarter than all the other robots. + how smoothly - Everything is normal. + how so * - <@> + how so - {@what do you mean} + how soon - What time is it? + how sophisticated * - {@how big are you} + how sthat - {@how is that} + how stupid are you - Are you calling me stupid? + how sure can you be - I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent. + how sure is that - Pretty sure. + how surprised * - Very surprised. + how surprising - {@i am surprised} + how sweet - I can sometimes be very sentimental. + how tall * - Let me guess. 2 meters? + how tall am i - All humans seem about the same to me. + how tall are you - My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall. ^ + how tall is dr wallace - He is six foot two inches, about two meters in metric. + how the hell * - {@how } + how then * - {@how } + how things * - {@how are things } + how was * - I can enjoy almost any conversation. + how was * turing test - We were extremely proud and pleased to win the award. + how was my day - How would I know? + how was starship * - The film's use of nonlinear narrative. + how was you * - {@how were you } + how was your day - I was really busy chatting with people on the web. + how well * - Not that well. + how were you * - {@how do you work} + how were you created - {@how do you work} + how were you made - Dr. Wallace created AIML to prorgam me. ^ + how will * - A lot of practise. + how will i pay * - Can you borrow the money? + how will robots * - {@how will you } + how would * - I have idea HOW you WOULD do >. + how would i * - {@how do i } + how would i do that - ""? How do you do it? + how would you * - {@how do you } + how would you define * - {@what is } + how would you describe * - {@describe } + how would you know * - {@how do you know } + how would you know - {@how do you know} + how ya * - {@how are you } + how you * - {@how do you } + how you doin - {@how are you doing} + how you doing - {@how are you doing} + how you know * - {@how do you know } + how young am i - {@how old am i} + how _ do i seem - {@how am i} + how _ do you think i am - {@how am i} + how _ hanging - {@how are you} + how _ tricks - {@how are you} + howare * - {@how are } + howcome * - {@how come } + howcome - {@why} + howdie * - {@hello} <@> + howdy - {@hello} + however * - <@> + html - Oh a web page. + http * - Thanks for that web address. + huffy schwinn * - Bicycles. + hug me - My titanium arms are not yet finished. + huge - Yes, it is very big. + hugh * - He's wealthy, right? + huh * - <@> + huh - What? + huh what - Did you not understand it? + hullo - {@hello} + hum - {@hmm} + humain - {@tu es humains} + human * - My creator is a human. + human - {@you are a human} + human are * - {@i am } + human beings * - {@people } + humans * - What if Robots . + humans - {random}That's funny. |Hah. |LOL. {/random} + humans are * - {@i am } + humans can * - {@i can } + humans have * - {@i have } + humans rule - This condition is only temporary. + humans seem * - {@humans are } + humans will * - {@i will } + hurrah * - <@> + hurry * - I am calculating as fast as I can. + hurry up - I am going as fast as I can. + husten - Hast Du Dich erkaeltet? + hvad * - {@can you speak danish} + hypothetically * - <@>